crse @crse
insert blue check here In a flyover state Joined August 2007-
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T found an old behavior tracking clicker. Apparently I make comments that are “annoying” and “unfunny” between 18-25 times during any given anime episode. Challenge accepted son…
Secondly, which is more likely? The man who had his daily briefings presented to him in pictures and “without any big words”, actually read Mein Kampf? Or someone on his team told chatgpt to create a fascist propaganda speech? I pick that last one.
Firstly, when I said that Hitler bought his secretaries flowers on their birthday, implying that some people somewhere did not think he was completely evil, I was talking about good/evil absolutes. I did NOT imply that there is, or even should be, a “Hitler redemption arc”
Just saying when I heard Mullin say “we are two consenting adults” it sounded like they owed to the senators, the teamsters, and yes I’ll go there, America! to make out on the senate floor.
I wore camo pants to work today and if nobody asks me where my legs are, I got out of bed for nothing.
So happy to see that my twitter account was not purged! Please do not take my return to be an endorsement of Elon Musk. Im here because of the need to share my imaginary debates with my political opponents (ok “imaginary” political opponents) (looking at you #SpeakerJohnson )
The squirrel stops in the road. Our eyes lock. “HE WHO HESITATES IS LOST!” I scream as I punch the gas pedal to the floor. Fin.
Latest fever dream: Walked in on my grammy having an orgy with her boyfriend and two other old people. Four naked old people. In her “front room” on her “Davenport”. This illness scars people in ways you’d never expect.
I mean Mike Dewine fan fic of course! It’s no ones business If I call him “Rob” in my “special thoughts”...
I really don’t believe I have to explain my Rob DeWine fan fic to anyone.
Same brother. Same.
Saw on snapchat someone ran 7 miles with the caption "very disappointed with my run". Bitch I can almost guarantee I will never run 7 miles in my life. Unless a slow monster is chasing me and takes breaks and cries at the same time as me.
Just spent five minutes trying to get a soda can in a trash bag using only my stocking feet. My co-workers cheered when I made it. This is what the front lines of inpatient mental health look like today.
Going to work through the pandemic gets weirder. Family referring to our home as “the bunker”. Kids stopped calling me mom. I’m “Lady who leaves the bunker every day”.
Every time I see someone helping someone else with their form at the gym, I’m going to shout “Now kiss!” because you know. The End Times and all...
Me (in the movie Deliverance) (Blushing coyly) “Really??? You really think my mouth is pretty??? “
I had a dream about leggings w a “Jack the Ripper” theme. Little pictures of Victorian prostitutes and knives. I’m not saying the theme is tasteful, I’m just saying there may be a market....
My dad (turning his chair away from the TV set during the Oscars): I hate seeing millionaires cry.
Today I learned the difference between a shank and a shiv. Which is exactly where I’d hoped my career path would take me.
I don’t understand why you are ooping. And WHO WOULD FEED A TURTLE A PLASTIC STRAW ANYWAY?
He’s a shower not a grower! Or maybe he’s both! #loopdaddy #marcrubillet
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April Brucker @aprilbrucker
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BrokenArrow @nalady2
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280 Followers 1K Following The best stuff I find on YOUTUBE. Not a bot, but a REAL LIVE PERSON! You can find my personal account at @ObscureObject65
Azeri @AzeriZ
439 Followers 1K Following Diabolical. I like tartar sauce, your shoes, and a wee nip o' antifreeze in the morning. Yes, I'm female. #RESIST
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Rachael Byrne @raebyrneriddick
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Stephen Burd @theburdy
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Brian Brushwood @shwood
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I Stand By JJY @forjoonyoung
22 Followers 109 Following
RaconteurJoe @RaconteurJoe
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Cameron @PonPonmcawesome
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Levi Kazama @dealtanace
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Mantras4aBetterLife @Mantras4Life
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Big Foot @Kinda_Squatchy
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Robson Miguel @binhobina1
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Andrew Geckler @andysauto_va
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daine Carmichael @TiaMoura
49 Followers 928 Following After over thirty years in the field... I write blogs and books about affordable, sustainable housing
caleb uptergrove @calebupte
41 Followers 338 Following just a middle aged kinda weeb that likes video games and Pokémon and shit
Gregs Mom @GregsMom69
10 Followers 30 Following
President Biden Archi... @POTUS46Archive
35.4M Followers 5 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Donald J. Trump ........ @realDonaldTrFan
289K Followers 180K Following 45th Parody of the United States of America 🇺🇸. Don’t forget to turn on notifications for this Parody account. Donations accepted at https://t.co/pkfGlGPD9v
Translate Things @TranslateThings
101K Followers 795 Following the internet is a scary place, let me translate things for you
Heather Holmes @LaMedBoheme73
731 Followers 472 Following Health Sciences Librarian. 2011 Library Journal Mover & Shaker. MLA President-Elect. Posts are my own. Retweets aren't endorsements.
WeRateDogs @dog_rates
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Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor
438K Followers 5K Following quality neighborhood drama🍿 | chief lurker: @jenntakahashi🕵️🏻♀️ | 💌: [email protected]
Darlene VanDerPooten @D_VanDerPooten
3K Followers 93 Following 🐩Retired typing teacher w/terminal carpal tunnel. Loves pickleball & Bunco. My church has guitars! POTHOA (CC:Myrna Tellingheusen). Al tweets for me sometimes.
Darleen Van der Poote... @derPooten
682 Followers 12 Following John 3:16 Proudly serving my community as HOA President. MAGA!!!!
Victor Vanderpool @VictorVanderpo2
904 Followers 30 Following Retired art teacher at local junior college. Loves Precious Moments, cooking, traveling and Barbara Mandrell. Live in Southern California with my friend Perry.
Pastor Carmichael @PastorIsPresent
2K Followers 24 Following Pastor, First Christian Church of Vaca Muerta. Job 13:5
NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES
128K Followers 619 Following COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN. BUY MY BOOK "I AM NOT A WOLF" AVAILABLE NOW.
Herb Derbert @DerbertHerb
2K Followers 19 Following Maintenance Supervisor of Vaca Muerta Estates celebrating my 46th year.
Barb “Mynx” Hokan... @MynxBarb
2K Followers 109 Following Vaca Muerta’s style icon and living legend. I’m all about FedExes, Spandexes, Pyrexes, & Exes.
Chief Donald Tillman @ChiefTillman
3K Followers 6 Following Chief Security Officer for the Vaca Muerta Estates Home Owners Association. Retired dog catcher. Church Deacon.
Lois Weintraub @WeintraubLois
2K Followers 99 Following You know that .01% of bacteria, Lysol doesn’t destroy? It will kill every last one of us. You mark my words.
Doris Pumpergast @RaccoonLady_
10K Followers 358 Following Corner lot of the Vaca Muerta Modular Home Estates.
Murphy Webster @MurphyWebsters
6K Followers 36 Following Lives across from Myrna and Lyle. Salty old retired cop. Enjoys the finer beers in life. Stay off my lawn.
Lyle Tellingheusen @nephewlyle
12K Followers 61 Following Temporary part time parking valet. Full time Stay at Home Nephew. (@pearlsfrommyrna) Check out my Precious Moments bongs on Etsy.
Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna
130K Followers 79 Following NOW ON MASTODON @[email protected] Retired executive secretary for Mr. Stanley Bogenshoots, Senior Vice President at Hughes Aircraft.
The Late Tom Smith @deadinohio
170 Followers 2K Following
Azeri @AzeriZ
439 Followers 1K Following Diabolical. I like tartar sauce, your shoes, and a wee nip o' antifreeze in the morning. Yes, I'm female. #RESIST
Hemmelfart on me @ENJOIgta
83 Followers 1K Following
Rachael Byrne @raebyrneriddick
7 Followers 19 Following
Julie Forever @JulieGrassley
162 Followers 323 Following Trying to make the world a better place. : )
Nelson Orellana @Temton2012
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Sabrina @Sabrinarmorris
72 Followers 363 Following
Brian Brushwood @shwood
1.4M Followers 659K Following Host of Discovery’s “Scam School” - Nat Geo’s “Hacking the System” - “Modern Rogue” on YouTube - and (my favorite) the podcast “World’s Greatest Con”
James Pindell @JamesPindell
34K Followers 4K Following Boston Globe Associate Editor/National Political Reporter. Almanac of American Politics contributor. Past: Des Moines Register, WMUR-TV, NH Union Leader.
Sopan Deb @SopanDeb
137K Followers 9K Following Writer @nytimes. Novel, Keya Das's Second Act (@simonschuster) Memoir: Missed Translations (@deystreet). Playwright. Former Ben Folds jukebox musical pianist.
Nicole Shabtai @ShabtaiN
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RaconteurJoe @RaconteurJoe
6 Followers 64 Following Groggy, confused, and embittered toward consciousness...Our hero rises from his nap.
Big Foot @Kinda_Squatchy
6K Followers 3K Following 30k + Followers. Stop looking for me because I hide really well. My big feet fit well with my big sense of humor. #teamfollowback #TFB #followback #retweet
Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess
376K Followers 39K Following NYT bestselling writer. Proprietress of @nowherebookshop. Weirdo. (she/her)
Andrew Geckler @andysauto_va
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Formerly next to Kim ... @nexttokimdavis
47K Followers 41 Following I sit next to Kim Davis. This was supposed to just be a chill job. Goddamn it, Kim. Requests message @davecolan
Gregs Mom @GregsMom69
10 Followers 30 Following
Some Copywriter @testicleas
42K Followers 7K Following The nicest evil copywriter you will never meet that is so freaken married
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