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Saw a guy call it cuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch😭
it's really interesting to me that this tweet has 120k likes and 1.5m views. i love studying virality because it’s the study of the zeitgeist in miniature. sometimes a viral post is meaningless, but sometimes it lowkey reveals a whole cultural mood sometimes 120k people liking 'cut my life into peaches' means nothing at all. sometimes it means a part of culture is craving cutting their life into peaches
I started reading this and was immediately reminded of the scene in Good Will Hunting where Robin Williams' character is telling Will about his wife, who'd recently died of cancer. He was talking about her imperfections, the little things that only he knew about — like how she'd sometimes fart in her sleep and wake herself up. "People call these things imperfections," he said. "But they're not. Ah, that's the good stuff. That's what made her my wife." It's a great scene. I'm not sure I have a point in bringing it up, other than to say that maybe optimizing everything in your life just to live a little longer might just result in missing out on some things that matter more — and not by a small margin.
I have never slept next to Kate. The only thing we do in bed is have sex. We have separate beds and homes. Should you do the same? Not necessarily. The science is split. Here's the data: 1) Your partner does wake you up when you sleep together. 7 nights of actigraphy
@BobMurphyEcon Agreed. Why would I need software when I've already got sick hardware
@erocnomeDehT @FuckKoroks Green power grid is indeed gay As it should be.
@erocnomeDehT @FuckKoroks Contrapoint: solar (no steam, no turbines) and wind (yes turbines, no steam unless ya nasty)
The internet is fake. Most people are normal. Most men aren’t bitter and most women aren’t man haters. Please put down your phone and touch grass.
@pursuit_curve Многие из нас на другой стороне железного занавеса последние годы читают западные новости с лицом: ха-ха, тупо один народ, только чёт запаздывают лет на пять
@MichaelAlleged @gracecamille_ @girldrawsghosts Hey, would you mind sharing the original photo? Asking for a friend.
@AngryyFck @DarlingPolin Тихо спиздил и ушел — называется "нашёл" For Spaniards: Choré bajito y me piré — a eso le digo: "lo encontré". And for gringos: Nicked it quietly, off I strolled—That's just "finding," I am told.
@teortaxesTex And like, it's not even that cheap?
@teortaxesTex Tried it so you don't have to. This is the worst ice cream I've had in 5 years
@MapleGreat @Spanish_Kortez Угу, только рейтинг супов то японский. Все эти буряты на одно лицо, в общем
@Sovietpizza2 @MetllB Грок, сладенький, не подведи
@Sovietpizza2 @MetllB Неа, хуёв тебе в панамку накидали русские, пережившие гражданскую войну, сталинские репрессии, ВМВ, 70 лет совковой номенклатуры, живущие последние лет 20 в галлюцинации ностальгирующего по совку кгбшника. Пожуй моржовый хуй и запей сангрией на кротовухе, сиестоёб угашеный.
@VictorPonC27 @paladeltrabajo Хаюшки! Я русский, хотя и не ебал того коммуниста (пока). Скажу так: статистика на скриншоте реальная, и хотя я убеждён, что русские на самом деле весьма толерантный народ, меньше всего мы любим когда правительство ебёт нас в жопу
Dreamt I was in lunar orbit last night. Been in that post-vivid-dream-that-wasn't-real funk all morning.
Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part
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