150 Followers 55 Following❝i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave, you'll finally understand why storms are named after people.❞
19 Followers 61 Following@jaxoellis: why is drake with girls who ask him for the code to his wifi like if they aint got that month long high speed data they aint worth it
39 Followers 32 Following@50cent: I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit
132 Followers 0 FollowingThe DS in Nintendo DS stands for Dick Suck. The idea was, playing it was as fun as gettin your dick sucked. 3DS, as fun as 3 dick sucks
160 Followers 61 Following@rihanna: Either I was phuck wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird, 2 turtles,razors,shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her pu$$y
295 Followers 50 Following(314): I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
60 Followers 61 Following@fucktyler: You Popped A Molly? YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL! DAMN, YOU ARE SWAG! THATS SO TIGHT, YOU POPPED A FUCKING MOLLY. DAMMMMNNNNN FUUUCCKKKK COOOOL!