ENCHANTRESS @FUCCTATUM
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@KevsDgaf I love taco bell cause even if u ugly the hot sauce packets still gonna tell u ur beautiful
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@ctrlvince: thoughts on dalton — i dint think he LIEKS me but I don't have s problem with him https://t.co/DmMzYSuDo0…
babygirl @tfwstella
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MOM, MANAGER, MOMAGER, LOVER OF LIFE, LOVER OF CHRIST
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ARMAN @tfwarman
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friendly neighborhood emoji abuser
HAN SOLO @kaigtg
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@ctrlvince: @kaigtg kai is beautiful i love him
slut drop king @yikeslink
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didn't they tell you i was a savage? fuck ya white horse n ya carriage.
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let me tell you right now feelings will fucking ruin you
E(X)TRA @succxavi
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cai is cute as hell • @wydtristan: @succxavi you got a nice ass • @oliviawyd: @succxavi XAVIER ! ur the best man ever . so sexii , raw me ?
SHIZUKU @sfwstevie
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just another heaRT IN NEED OF RESCUE WAITIN ON LOOOOVES SWEET CHARITYYYYY
TONY STONEM @tfericx
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@KevsDGaf: U ever get high and rap all da lyrics to a song and then be like bro what song is this?
GRIZZLY @ctrlpaige
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Do I look like a fucking plant !!? Haha so funny
MICHAELA PRATT @SUSKALANI
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@KevsDgaf: I just wanna feel the wind blow through my hair as I jump off a cliff and die bruh it's hot as fuck
COOL JAE @G2GJAE
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@TFLN: (919): I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
STEVE ROGERS @FELiX2LiT
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@GUBLERNATION: i love Easter. it's like Halloween for soccer moms and baby chickens.
ENCHANTRESS @FUCCTATUM
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(513): 6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
SCOTT LANG @BADDiEZAX
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@HamillHimself: Strawberry Fields For Vader-Needles & BesPins-Lando Hope & Glory-You Really LoBot Me-Obla Di Obla Di Anogah-Wicket Game #StarWarsPopSongs
JESSiCA DAY @SMHNOELLE
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..long story short I ended up with a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
GAMORA @VANESSA2LiT
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@KevsDgaf: I tried to cook some meth so i could sell it and be rich but i ended up wit a hot pocket instead.
MYLENE CRUZ @LOTUSALEXG
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(707): He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, how thick is the stick up your ass was not a correct question.
LiAM COURT @nsfwjulian
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one advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
vicki @RASCALViCKi
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there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for
GWEN STACY @POTUSOLIVIA
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(248): I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
ROBiN @wthgeo
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@SUCCJiNNY: @wthgeo I love my boyfriend
𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍�... @BiGSHiNYJULES
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i used to think the word myth was pronounced like mice but with a lisp
PERSEPHONE @jinahwyd
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@6GODDiEM: @jinahwyd it says i want jinah to **** my *****
VISTA HQ. @vistashq
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you and me were made in the same part of town, got these scars on the same ground. remember how we used to kick around just wasting time?
PENNSATUCKY @gtgkylie
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@ctrlnxva: @gtgkylie I've been ur wife since the dawn of time
BUFFY SUMMERS @hiighvcltage
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My New Years resolution is to keep count of how many times people bail on me and tell them at the start of 2017.
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