Cucumber Advice @cucumberadvice
thoughts of that cucumber that’s been sitting in your fridge for 3 years cucumber corner Joined May 2014-
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Guys please wear mask, if you can’t breathe well just cut a hole for your nose and mouth but just please wear mask
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Never say I love you to someone because they could think you are talking to their cucumber
not to mention we were the same color but ok racism is still present guys
one time i asked this really hot cucumbabe out and she said no cause i was too green, like wtf??? im a cucumber what did you expect
mondays reminds me of cabitch everyone hates them @Cabbage
honestly i miss when i was a baby cucumber, my friends and i would roll around in the vegatble drawer for fun but now i too old for shenancumbers like that
why no one ever march for cucumber lives. we are vegetables too
2018 has me thinking of transitioning to a pickle, yes or no. my cousin is a pickle and he so smart but I hate him cause my mom likes him better
i’m back and cabbage still sucks like my cousin pickle. he sucks so much I hate him
If someone tells you a secret you should never keep it a secret because that's selfish.
Always study hard and make As so the person sitting next to you that's cheating will make good grades too!
Omg bae just came home with a heart shaped cucumber! So lucky to have someone like you!
It's Friday! That means I'm a happy cucumber ;)
We're going on a trip in our favorite cucumber, ZOOMING THROUGH TJR SKY....
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