Charly Woods (Future 🐐) @cwoodsparody
Future GOAT ⛳️. Kids my age swing on the swing set. I swing blades (extra-stiff shafts). Parody Account, chill Karen/snowflakes. Jupiter, FL Joined January 2020-
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81. Literally couldn’t buy a fucking putt today. Playing partners were more annoying than Rory, which affected me. Couldn’t hit a drive past 360 so was clearly off. Keep in mind I’m 15, haters. Heading to Hooters.
My over / under for this bullshit US Open qualifying event is a 61.5. If you like free money, take the under.
It’s not an attempt. It’s a mandatory step to the process of winning the U.S. Open.
It’s not an attempt. It’s a mandatory step to the process of winning the U.S. Open.
Told him he better get his shit together. He’s only got five more years to realistically win The Masters because after that, I’ll be competing here. This course is a joke and it’s embarrassing if these guys shoot over 65 today. Also pissed I have to wear this shitty logo.
Tiger is winning this now
Get off my dick @BarstoolBigCat
Difference between me and Tiger is that I’m not willing to give up sex to “Help me play better golf.” Get that toxic mindset out of my life.
Me then I’ll go on to win 18 more
WD after 26 holes is my guess
Ben Silverman needed to hole-out from 109 yards to make the cut. He decided to mark his ball when play was suspended Friday night. So he had a range session full of 56-degree wedges before his attempt. Look how that turned out for him ⬇️
This is legit btw
Played with an injured spine today, people aren’t talking about that though. Getting an infusion next week. Should be shooting in the 60s again in no time.
It was a tour event from the tips and I had a 12 cuz I lost my shit. I birdie that and I’m at a 77 with ease. Y’all need to chill
Everyone is wondering why I’m wearing Titleist. If a brand throws $30 million at you, you take it. Safe to say I’m moving out @TigerWoods
Told y’all I wasn’t going to wear that Sun Day Red shit
I don’t plan on qualifying. I plan on winning.
“Attempts” lmao. Only question is how much I win this tournament by
“Attempts” lmao. Only question is how much I win this tournament by
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Yup
“What’s going on with white males between 18-25?!”
The Easter Bunny is not happy about Joe Biden’s recent announcement:
@MrBeast What do you mean ‘survive’ the supermarket is a vibe and i get 10k for every day i stay in there sheesh
I bought a grocery store and gave someone $10,000 every day he survived inside! How long would you have stayed?
‘The Match’ had basically zero juice this time around… can the format even be saved at this point?
The greatest moment in Fore Play history.
🚨BREAKING: According to multiple sources close to TNT, the next Match is allegedly going to be Adam Sandler & Tiger Woods vs. Christopher McDonald and Phil Mickelson. Would you watch this?
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Joaco Niemann has received a special invite to play in The Masters. Thoughts?
I need to clean my club better next time
I have a novel idea. How about we lock up the thugs instead of the toothpaste.
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@cwoodsparody This may be one of the funniest posts you have done, and this is coming from a gigantic Tiger fan.
The good ole 19th hole at St. Andrews
Only the NFL would flag a player for celebrating by using a prop given to him by someone working for the NFL 🤔
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