Clint Barton @cxnipetyourdog
I'm Clint Barton and I'm here to pet dogs and fuck shit up and we're all out of dogs. ((This is a completely parody twitter. Nothing serious here)) Right behind you Joined June 2014-
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It was named Captain America:Civil War because Captain America:Please stop fighting in front of the children you're scaring them was to long
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google.com how can i be as pretty as natasha romanoff
I am surrounded by pidgeys i think new york is trying to tell me something
The real reason that I killed Bruce was because he kept taking over the pokegym near me smh i told him this would happen but did he listen?
Bruce and I are getting married it's official
if all the avengers were replaced by dogs the world would probably be in safer hands. everyone loses to dogs in the end
I don't die that much... Do I? #wednesdayspoilers
I said this to Tony once and never lived it down again
sam: I hate Bucky Barn- *trips drops thousands of photos of bucky* what these aren't mine. listen i was holding this for stEVE JUST LISTEN
Damn Avengers, back at it again with not talking to each other before things go to shit
#IfYoureMyWingmanYouBetter let me borrow your wings unlike some OTHER people with bird related names that I know
Bobbi:The stars look beautiful tonight Clint:They sure do Bobbi:you know who else is beautiful? Clint*blushes*: Who? Bobbi:Natasha Romanoff
Clint Barton retweeted
// lOOKING FOR THIS BC IT REMINDS ME OF REMY AND @cxnipetyourdog 's CLINT. no homo tho (?)
life goals: have sex with all the avengers all of them
*says affectionately* I hate u, u nerd @DeadlyPoker
I need to find a better recruitment method then having people walk through doors.
Clint Barton retweeted
MIANITE SEASON 2 IS LIVEEEE #MianiteS2 twitch.tv/captainsparklez
My anaconda don't want none unless you got dogs hun.
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