👑Chris from Chicago👑 @cybtfs
King of Chicago. Award-winning commentator. Chicago correspondent for @velvethamster. Pizza Puff connoisseur. WalMart Gary V. #CYBTFS beacons.ai/chrisfromchica… Chicago, IL Joined June 2019-
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Krasinski is fine but the character of Jim is awful. Absolutely terrible human being
Krasinski is fine but the character of Jim is awful. Absolutely terrible human being
Don't threaten me with a good time
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I'm Mega confused. Shedd Killer Whales?
Oof. This ain't it, my guy.
This cupping trend has gone too far
This cupping trend has gone too far
Here’s Ragen’s review of the Heinz ketchup dispenser for 🌭 that has since been removed #explicitlyrics
My cohost, @VelvetHamster , doesn't believe me. Back me up, Gen-X. #Comedy #GenX #Podcast
OJ, who totally didn't kill those people, has passed.
The fact that @Cubs @Cardinals isn't listed is downright criminal.
The fact that @Cubs @Cardinals isn't listed is downright criminal.
Can confirm.
Ever notice how the pension problem is always solved by getting more money and never by fixing the actual problem?
Ever notice how the pension problem is always solved by getting more money and never by fixing the actual problem?
So I'm staring up at the sun right now and I don't see any difference. Am I doing it wrong?
Cookies from @jewelosco really do hit different
Why is there a giant ketchup dispenser in the background?
I've always loved this picture of Chicago
In what alternate universe are we considering Arkansas, Missouri, and Illinois as "eastern United States"?
In what alternate universe are we considering Arkansas, Missouri, and Illinois as "eastern United States"?
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Here’s Ragen’s review of the Heinz ketchup dispenser for 🌭 that has since been removed #explicitlyrics
@cybtfs @jewelosco I keep hearing this voice telling me to dip everything in olive oil. Apparently the possibilities are endless? Personally I like to spice up a romantic evening with a bottle of olive oil and a used mattress from the alleyway🤣
@cybtfs @Cubs @Cardinals Just another example of why espn is a mere shadow of what it was and how it’s racing to irrelevance
@cybtfs Excellent! I thought I was wading into it. 😂
And it’s pronounced New MAD-rid, just like it’d be in New Jersey [not]. (Grew up nearby, I remember the ‘quake in 1968. Wore my Quisp yellow hard hat. Safety first.)
In what alternate universe are we considering Arkansas, Missouri, and Illinois as "eastern United States"?
This sucks Bayern up 2-0 at half and end up losing 3-2. If your on bet365 congrats. If not I’m giving away $50 to 4 people who like this tweet.
@cybtfs as long as they dont take the beef sandwiches and pizza Im good ;)
Fuck it, late night snack
Wagon Wednesday Whales 🐳😈 EDM/DAL O6.5 (3u) Astros ML -140 (3u) Dodgers F5 -.5 -140 (2u) Cubs -1.5 -110 (2u) Suns -5.5 (-110) (2u) 1-5 yesterday… I’m bouncing back today.
Taking the W here
Ticket stub to that game #onwardLU #GoRamblers
@cybtfs I can recall any number of times walking down the street hoping to find a cab... a phone booth... a mens room... Can't ever recall a situation where I was hoping to find a ketchup dispenser. Go figure.