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valerie nyiri @czergrl

great minds run in the same gutter! united states of america Joined April 2009
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The Cop Pulled Over The Old Lady But Wasn’t Expecting Her Excuse A Highway Patrol Officer pulled over a little old lady for going 10mph on the highway. As he walked up to the old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old lady’s window and noticed she was as calm as could be. “Do you know why I pulled you over, Ma’am?” “No, I do not,” she replied sweetly. “You were going 10mph on the highway. That’s a serious hazard for other drivers.” The officer couldn’t help but glance at the three terrified passengers. The little old lady pointed at the sign nearby. “Isn’t the speed limit 10?” The officer looked at the sign and laughed. “Ma’am, that’s the sign telling you which highway you’re on. Interstate 10.” The little old lady burst out in a fit of giggles. “Oh, I’m sorry!” The officer decided it was an honest mistake and was going to let her go. But curiosity got the better of him. “Can I ask why your passengers are so scared?” The little old lady laughed again. “Probably because I just got off Interstate 175.”

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2 days ago

@Bunny_ngl No concessions ….stay out of this chaos

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4 days ago

🚨INCREDIBLE: During a multi-vehicle collision on the Route 90 bridge in Ocean City, Maryland, a 2-year-old girl was ejected from a pickup truck, falling nearly 30 feet into the Assawoman Bay below. Jonathan Bauer, who was driving across the bridge with his teenage daughter when the crash occurred, rushed over to inspect the wreckage. Looking down into the water, he saw the toddler floating face down and becoming unresponsive. Without hesitation, Bauer instructed his daughter to flag down first responders, removed his shoes, and leapt off the bridge into the bay. He swam to the little girl, lifted her onto his shoulder, and patted her back until she coughed up water and began breathing again. A passing pontoon boat quickly navigated toward them, pulling both Bauer and the toddler out of the water and transporting them to shore, where emergency personnel were waiting. The child was airlifted to a regional medical center for evaluation and released the following day in good condition. Bauer was later honored by local law enforcement and civic leaders for his decisive actions and selflessness.

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3 days ago

@jDepp34225 ABSOLUTELY!

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6 days ago

@JohnnyDeppkv If I can’t have both I’ll take safe

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a week ago

@realDonaldTrump Delusional Donnie posting again

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Maria Shriver @mariashriver

a week ago

My fellow Americans: Please direct your attention to this matter for just a moment. Allow this to sink in. The President of the United States of America just said he wants to ban the free press. He said he doesn’t want them in his office, which by the way is the Oval Office in the People’s House. This is unheard of, and we the people cannot let this be! For the record, we have a free press in this country. For the record we should all be worried not just about this latest outburst, but by all of it going forward without permission — putting our service members in harms way, raising tariffs willy nilly, threatening buildings and institutions unless his name gets put on them. This is not the behavior of a centered leader who is focused on the good of the people. This is not the behavior of a compassionate leader focused on the millions of Americans who cannot afford healthcare, childcare, gas, or food. This is not the behavior of a man who can emotionally regulate himself. We should all be concerned — those who voted for him and those who didn’t. The midterms are around the corner. Vote like your life and the lives of others are at stake, because they are. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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a week ago

@jDepp34225 Yep

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@FanJohnnydepp9 A

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@lippyent Carrie

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@oelma__ Mr Ed

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@jDepp34225 Peace

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@native_am_pride Yes

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@native_am_pride Yes

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@bobby_rieg59294 No

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@jDepp34225 You stay true to you

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@Erin_Vibes No

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