dounbug @d0unbug

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Madeleine Louise @011101108a

17 hours ago

fuck it. foid mode.

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dounbug @d0unbug

a day ago

i lost my virginity in the back of a rivian

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dounbug @d0unbug

3 days ago

coke founder ketamine cofounder or ketamine founder coke cofounder

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eva @dollpartsz

7 days ago

are you sure https://t.co/AfDtwkFrtd

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dounbug @d0unbug

4 days ago

the way u ignore calls, doomscroll your thumb into tendonitis , drain ur dopamine reserves gooning & keep delaying the existential weight hanging over you is honestly so tufff twin

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there is one very simple rule in life that you have to understand when dating & that is if a man: 1) has real money 2) can lay it down 3) good looking mewed up looksmaxed chad 9.7/10 times, complete drug addict

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dounbug @d0unbug

4 days ago

everyone else parties on the weekend while i INVEST (real) in the STOCK MARKET (also real). we are simply built different.

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dounbug @d0unbug

4 days ago

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

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dounbug @d0unbug

5 days ago

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dounbug @d0unbug

5 days ago

not taking life advice from anyone who is even remotely aware its 'labor day' today

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dounbug @d0unbug

5 days ago

my gf goes to a different market you wouldn’t know her

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dounbug @d0unbug

5 days ago

if you talk to any serious trader they’re like yes the market has spirits, never stare at the order book too long else the charts start breathing, sometimes the hand of your ancestral bloodline forces you to open a position, avoid trading full moons, and pray before entering NY…

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dounbug @d0unbug

5 days ago

how is the interview process for head of growth not just a literally height mog check how r u seriously gonna be “growth head” if u can’t even grow urself past 5’11” ???????

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dounbug @d0unbug

5 days ago

head of marketing? so ur in the market for giving head?

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dounbug @d0unbug

6 days ago

guy who majored in business has very serious opinion on how quantum computing is imminently posing a serious threat to cryptographic primitives

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dounbug @d0unbug

6 days ago

muted words/phrases to improve quality of life: this app is free 1) what foid never deleting this app what we aping i still think about this gm performative slur this and a drunk cig imagine scrolling social media here nothing from my end

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dounbug @d0unbug

6 days ago

its crazy to me that the class of 2025 has absolutely no idea who KingBTC, Trapouts, topchimper, notapornfolder, 0xRacerAlt, Dr. Robert Laxative, MugabeV2, hentai avenger 66, or Dip Wheeler ever were

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dounbug @d0unbug

6 days ago

you're seriously telling me that u think the aggregate of the oberserveable cosmos beaming its divine light and energy onto you on the moment you are born has no bearing on the architecture of your being??? but if i put a babies head in the microwave it might come out retarded ok

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dounbug @d0unbug

6 days ago

wen i post r u guys like oh my god not this efoid again or omg yaayayyayay yippee

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dounbug @d0unbug

7 days ago

ADHDcels be like sorry im running on two hours of sleep i kept getting disstraccteddd when i was trying to turn my lights offf last night i was so distracted omg sorry