David Borrego @daborrego
I'm only here for the funny stuff. San Antonio, TX Joined October 2010-
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Steve Austin stuns in old pictures
Steve Austin stuns in old pictures https://t.co/KcaBDisPPH
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I knew this guy I nicknamed Geppetto because he was a larger guy dating a smaller girl. Same age, but I joked that he looked like a pedo. But since I shouldn’t be shouting that word in public, I called him Geppetto as it was short for Geppetto-phile.
I knew this guy I nicknamed Geppetto because he was a larger guy dating a smaller girl. Same age, but I joked that he looked like a pedo. But since I shouldn’t be shouting that word in public, I called him Geppetto as it was short for Geppetto-phile.
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Depends on if you grew up in a house wit a screen door.
Depends on if you grew up in a house wit a screen door.
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literally this dude is like a saint compared to what some companies are doing today
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Shiiiddd betta have a car wash outside the AutoZone like my baseball team did.
Shiiiddd betta have a car wash outside the AutoZone like my baseball team did.
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the sampling the sampled
I don’t think this was typed up by a 3 and a half year old. He’s still hacked.
I don’t think this was typed up by a 3 and a half year old. He’s still hacked.
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They hacked Elmo on a Sunday morning y’all know that violate the truce
They hacked Elmo on a Sunday morning y’all know that violate the truce https://t.co/jWSJHyxR59
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MF DOOM would have turned 54 today. Forever the villain.
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New tshirt going to be at the top of the rotation immediately
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No mames que puta perra joya de video. Sin duda la comida mexicana es de las mejores
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I slept on it. I had to do it. OKC's title deserves an asterisk. They join my definitive short list of championships with an asterisk: tomthefinder.com/p/okcs-title-n…
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The black fatherly urge to say “damn, she getting money now,” every time Ms. Rachel drops some new heat >
Jim Halpert!?!
The best example I can give for how strict my parents were when I was growing up; my brother got in trouble for bringing a rap tape into our home. “Coming out of Their Shells” was the rap tape.
The best example I can give for how strict my parents were when I was growing up; my brother got in trouble for bringing a rap tape into our home. “Coming out of Their Shells” was the rap tape.
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Colin Jost and Michael Che’s Joke Swap for the SNL Season 50 finale. “Steve Kerr is here with his family, I got to meet his son Nick & I love Steve. I like Nick. I wouldn’t say I’m a Nick Kerr lover”
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Robert Horry was sending my girl drinks at the club in 2007. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHO ROBERT HORRY WAS IN SAN ANTONIO IN 2007???
Robert Horry was sending my girl drinks at the club in 2007. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHO ROBERT HORRY WAS IN SAN ANTONIO IN 2007???
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*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week*
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