Instant Dad @dad_instant

Adoptive Dad of two. Loving my instant family. Joined July 2021

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Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

Me: "What do you think the weather is going to be today?" 3 y.o.: "Pink."

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Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

"Are you going to walk to the bathroom or should Daddy carry you?" I'm dreading the moment when the three year old realises they can reject the premise of the question.

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Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

The three year old's top is apparently on back to front. I seriously considered saying that she had dressed herself this morning. She didnt, Daddy did. #newdad

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Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

Update: now I really cannot find my deodorant. That backfired.

Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

Update: now I really cannot find my deodorant. That backfired.

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Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

240am couldn't sleep so now doing all the stuff I cannot do in the day because of 3 y.o. Oh, and wasting time on Twitter. #dadlife

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Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

Me: Would you like a big leaf or a small leaf? 3yo: A smally big leaf. #kids #play

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Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

X is for... seriously? #play #dad

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3 y.o.: "I need my blanket." AD: "Let's get it from the living room." 3 y.o.: "Teddy wants to come." AD: "Teddy wants to come and get your blanket?" [Muttered] "Teddy, you're a jerk." Ten minutes later teddy is relegated by 3 y.o. to the floor. He had it coming. #bedtime #dad

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Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

Spent whole of today lying that I can no longer find my roll on deodorant. It's in my pocket. #newdad

Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

Spent whole of today lying that I can no longer find my roll on deodorant. It's in my pocket. #newdad

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Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

Three year old just cancelled the washing machine cycle half way through the load. 3yo: "I'm helping". Daddy's head: "well strictly speaking..."

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Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

"Hold me toast" is the new "Hold my beer". #newdad #adoption #instantdad

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Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

Turned my roll on deodorant into a 'fun game' of stinky stick. It has now been rolled over every surface of the house by the three year old. Place smells... like me?

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Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

Third load of washing today. Left a tissue in.

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Instant Dad @dad_instant

4 years ago

Instant gran suggested hours of fun could be had with a bowl of water in the garden. Pouring it between cups etc. After one minute I now have a naked three year old sitting in the washing up bowl. Seems happy.