my dad wrote a porno, out of context @dadwroteapornoc
Money tits fan account. Posting the best and (mostly) worst of My Dad Wrote a Porno, out of context. California, USA Joined November 2018-
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“Your wife’s a minger; nothing we can do about that, I’m afraid. Plastic surgery?”💄- @coopdloop @dadwroteaporno
“Her mind was as mad as King George and as scared as a spice girl.” 🤴- @dadwroteaporno
“Doggie or nothing, that’s very extreme.” 🐶- @Alicelevine @dadwroteaporno
“I try to run a porn-free environment, thank you.” 🍸 - @dadwroteapornoc
The people have spoken and they are minding the pints! Christmas ep 1 is the clear winner today but let’s see what batshittery @FlintstoneRocky has in store for us tomorrow! @dadwroteaporno
The people have spoken and they are minding the pints! Christmas ep 1 is the clear winner today but let’s see what batshittery @FlintstoneRocky has in store for us tomorrow! @dadwroteaporno
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“They know my pudendum better than I know my pudendum.” 🍑 - @Alicelevine @dadwroteaporno
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“Meeting now officially over!”, said Tony. 📊 - @dadwroteaporno
There is a Belinda Blinked dissertation out there in the world 😃 This is the Twitter we’re here for. Many congratulations! 🍾🍾🍾
There is a Belinda Blinked dissertation out there in the world 😃 This is the Twitter we’re here for. Many congratulations! 🍾🍾🍾
Christmas is cumming! What’s the top @dadwroteaporno Xmas special? 🎄🕯🎅
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🎶 I got a cheeky Rocky boner. Everybody’s got a lil Rocky boner.🎶 @dadwroteaporno
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If you know, you know. @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky #newcar #travelperks
Channelling Belinda and co with this year's decorations @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky
We lost a legend. RIP Elvis. We'll miss you. Thank you, MFM Animated.
@dadwroteapornoc @coopdloop @dadwroteaporno Oh man. I cringed, laughed, was embarrassed through that whole fertility floor scene. Hyper problematic...but I still laughed. What does that say about me?
@dadwroteapornoc I can't believe you passed over Spooner's "grated teeth"! Though I suppose when you've that much raw material to work with, things fall through the, er, cracks
@dadwroteapornoc This last special has got you enough material to last the next year. So much golden onliners. ♥️💃
@our_soft_ghost @dadwroteapornoc @dadwroteaporno I ALREADY FORGOT ABOUT THE HANDBAG! Oh sweet baby Jesus. Crying.
@WoestKonijn @dadwroteapornoc @dadwroteaporno The new one is DEFINITELY my favourite- ink cartilages? A lyre? paddy? The handbag? Oh lord!
Guess I’ll be starting all meetings at work now with “So what we’re looking at is a two part wank-fest.” So thanks for that. #pornoday @dadwroteapornoc
A very merry #PornoDay to all! New ep is out now and ready to listen, wherever you get your podcasts
Is 51 episodes in a day even possible?!?! Lee storms ahead but remember - whoever wins, we’ve all lost 🤣
@dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky 34, who is she? 51 is where we’re at 🥳🥳
@dadwroteapornoc @Alicelevine @dadwroteaporno Surely it would be “Why my dear lady your pommy granites appear to have popped out”
Yes mdwap.... I've asked... But I too would have given 69... that oh so magical of numbers... But do you need 70 for an MA???? @dadwroteaporno jus askin???
@AmandineRiche @coopdloop @dadwroteaporno @uncleegor @FlintstoneRocky This is heaven on a hatstand. Even better than getting a 69. Maybe you can publish it for us to read!
Hey AR... Congratulations!!!! So many Belinkers are fascinated at what you writed... send me a copy and I'll put it up on RockyFlintstone.com and as an added incentive I'll ask Belinda to put it up on belindablinked.com jus asking... @dadwroteaporno
A year ago today I met @coopdloop. Today I got a 77 on my @dadwroteaporno dissertation. Fate? Either way, gotta thank @uncleegor and @FlintstoneRocky for getting me a distinction mark in my MA!!!
Hey TW... Let's go for..... Des Martin Dribbled @dadwroteaporno
@AmandineRiche @coopdloop @dadwroteaporno @uncleegor @FlintstoneRocky Your dissertation was on Belinda Blinked?! What on earth was the title?
A year ago today I met @coopdloop. Today I got a 77 on my @dadwroteaporno dissertation. Fate? Either way, gotta thank @uncleegor and @FlintstoneRocky for getting me a distinction mark in my MA!!!
@AmandineRiche @coopdloop @dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky Congratulations!! 🍾
@dadwroteapornoc @dadwroteaporno Microwaved mulled wine? There’s no contest.
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