Dan Catastrophe @danastrophe
Dan Catastrophe Hornsby-Sayer. Music journalist, available for commissions. Like the bastard son of Hunter Thomson and Microsoft Word. twitter.com/danastrophe London Joined September 2010-
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I watched a programme about rap and someone mentioned "a two-pack album". Uh, hey dumbass, it's called a double album. You dumbass.
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I should find out today if my interview with Notorious BIG is going to go ahead. Fingers crossed!!!!!!
FOOD JOURNALISM PITCH: Does poo taste the same as when it went in? I'll do this one on spec.
A man asked me for a lighter. I said "Yes mate, my arse and your face". He didn't get it. I also don't, really, but it's probably funny.
Is it 2 l8 2 get Glastonberry tix? Ima journalist.
Hey Aloe "I Need A Dollar" Blacc: Here is a dollar, now fuck off!!?! (Actually I do not have much money and am currently seeking work)
Will any poet ever write a song as delicately beautiful as when Eminem wrote Ass Like That?
I just worked something out. "Bestival" is a portmanteau of the words "best" and "festival". That's pretty clever.
I just heard a song called The Sexy On Fire by a chap called King Leon. He's going to be big, I reckon!!
I never want to live in a world without Afroman.
Dread First. Dread First. Dread First. Fred Durst. You see what I've done there? It's less good with Blimp Izkit.
There has never been a song written that wouldn't be improved by a bit where they shout "[verb] THE FUCK UP".
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MUSIC JOURNALISM PITCH: 2500 words on whether most lesbian musicians are just ugly men. 35p/word
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MUSIC JOURNALISM PITCH: You Shook Me All Night Long. An in-depth look at epilepsy in music. 30p/word plus expenses for strobe rental, spoon
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