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real eyes realize real lies Joined September 2012-
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My new office is going to be right next to caputos. W
The nonprofit sector to small consulting firm pipeline
Biking in maine makes slc look like Amsterdam. I fear for my life
I’ve heard tales but I never thought it would happen to me. I got venmo requested after a first date
thinking about how my deadhead stock broker dad would come home from work and watch access hollywood every single day to unwind
“just get an IUD” have you considered the fact that i don’t want to
Supreme Court my ass
Photos of me on film from the last couple months #35mm
1 thing I love abt new england is not hearing about mormon shit ever. bliss
getting tattooed during mercury retrograde wish me luck
finally bought dickies and they were too small in the thighs/hips and too big in the waist... being this juicy and delicious is v hard
Guy at the gym hit on me and opened with “I see you here all the time and you never talk to anyone” and I was like yeah that’s the idea
Utah real estate be like “xeriscaped yard” and it’s literally just gravel
put Kim kardashian on a clopen and see how long she lasts
Aquarius drafting a text: I think about you all the time Aquarius sending the text: hey
I moved to Maine bc I was bored and now I am bored in Maine!
911: what’s your emergency Aquarius: I’m out in public & being perceived
Therapist: you’ve said 6 words in 4 years Aquarius: correct
Here is a selfie pls enjoy
kody @kodyfrom5to7
2K Followers 1K Following I just chill regular. I like movies and the Arsenal. @wethotpocket ❤️ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BitchyGriff @BitchyGriff
2K Followers 1K Following too crazy for boys town too much of a boy for crazy town
(b)oku @spiritglocks
965 Followers 744 Following ☠️🎶💘‼️ | Graphic Decliner | https://t.co/Y5okPOIA8f
mads online @utahmads
12K Followers 3K Following utah person currently alaskan. alleged paint buyer. 1312 no cops no prisons no borders. $utahmads
Pixie Mcelduff @mceld_pixi
10 Followers 3K Following
Spidymanz @Spidymanz159925
166 Followers 285 Following
sighswoon archive @swoon_archive
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DJCHOPPA666 @DJCHOPPA666
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null @princessmustrd
1 Followers 12 Following Leafee, 25 she/her ~ spicy alt account 😜 NSFW 18+ I don’t post lol
V 🦋 @_itsrooniie
1K Followers 868 Following
Isley, The Silver Kin.. @Unobserved_
997 Followers 1K Following you’re the only one who made me forget my dream
Emmie Brown @emmieebrown
31 Followers 67 Following
Warren Cook @mwarrencook
331 Followers 405 Following Rhetoric & Culture PhD Candidate @CUBoulderCMCI (he/him)
leafee 🏳️⚧�.. @leafeeKillgod
32 Followers 65 Following Leafee Killgod 🏳️⚧️🐞 25 she/her I stream sometimes ~ 18+
b @b_woodhall
320 Followers 231 Following
biggie cheeese @TheyRanMyShit
68 Followers 155 Following
Isle`Qúinqa🖌 @yelobm
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Esoterics II @IlliterateAnvil
132 Followers 70 Following New account (previously @esoterics_) Shakespeare enthusiast and vintage trinket collector
Stefon Strawberry @stefonberrys
8 Followers 2K Following
Saltair FC 🌊 @SaltairFC
2K Followers 4K Following SUPPORT FAKE SOCCER feat. on the BBC. History can’t prove we never existed. 🌊 #TRYTOSINK https://t.co/BAuVGQgvaT
Rich Rodney @RichRodney_Prod
596 Followers 385 Following 18+ Seattle Based NSFW production, run by @big_rich_rodney
howdy howdy howdy �.. @Cs58916666
31 Followers 193 Following it's @ghost_none, back at it again with the blue vans
Biblically Accurate D.. @swampwitchqueen
297 Followers 203 Following they/them | 27 | 🌈🌈🌈 | a fluid and immortal being who is PISSED | alt: @sassbeads
name here @mmarchio
16 Followers 1K Following The grey-haired men considered from their chairs/How time is emptied like a single ale
Phil Hunt 🇺🇦 #F.. @philhunt
460 Followers 3K Following Musician, father, corporate worker, record label manager, average and persistent runner, pretty shabby former trumpeter. friend.
sleevless social just.. @chirpsallgame
33 Followers 56 Following A righteous dude. Shit posting from the heart since ‘93
✨ @meczubiyetten
3 Followers 189 Following looking for an rpg partner to play aziraphale or crowley!!! they/them embarassing fandom account do not follow 💀
Carson Bold @carsonpeak1
44 Followers 360 Following
jessica morgan @jessmorgans11
131 Followers 14 Following
Audrey @welcomebackaud
17 Followers 173 Following they/them this is my personal Twitter account, please be nice to me
e-puta @teenage_stepmom
61 Followers 110 Following
Gladys Oyola @gladeyesxo
49 Followers 205 Following You can accomplish anything you desire and more💫
Astronaut Cock and Sn.. @Graverobber
135 Followers 346 Following
Birdhouse in your Sou.. @xdc020
267 Followers 1K Following Things are better when they are complicated. Influencer. Consultant. Freelancer. Dreamweaver maybe?
skittish skeptic @skeptic67
2K Followers 1K Following RN, intersectional feminist, plant person. she/her #blacklivesmatter
kody @kodyfrom5to7
2K Followers 1K Following I just chill regular. I like movies and the Arsenal. @wethotpocket ❤️ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BitchyGriff @BitchyGriff
2K Followers 1K Following too crazy for boys town too much of a boy for crazy town
(b)oku @spiritglocks
965 Followers 744 Following ☠️🎶💘‼️ | Graphic Decliner | https://t.co/Y5okPOIA8f
mads online @utahmads
12K Followers 3K Following utah person currently alaskan. alleged paint buyer. 1312 no cops no prisons no borders. $utahmads
capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial
85K Followers 696 Following 🇹🇹🇱🇨 remember your cosmic roots. reiki master. (18+) march bookings are open🪬only account
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein
509K Followers 3K Following reporter @ The Intercept. Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268. Join my newsletter: https://t.co/wAoen3W2Zy
unusual_whales @unusual_whales
1.7M Followers 2K Following Stocks/Options/Crypto/Market News +Tools. Not advice 🐳 who changed 🏛️. Get $50-$5000 to trade: https://t.co/wGf2ZdlXpw Discord: https://t.co/0xJ9e0ZYYG More: https://t.co/nsxZlPV0pC
hussy harlet @witti_indi
28K Followers 395 Following girl found on the moon ⊹ siren ⊹ 🦢🦞🪞🐎🏹🕯️⚔️🐚🦪🕊️ ⊹ young black fabulous & hot ⊹
HELLOTEFI 🐇 @hellotefi
94K Followers 792 Following estefanía. pop culture, astrology, self-love and how much we hate ur ex. miami born living in brooklyn
formosa tarot ☆ ope.. @FormosaTarot
8K Followers 115 Following 「tarot reader • pisces ☀ virgo 🌙 gemini ⇑ • life path 6 • she/her」my cashapp is $tarotFormosa 💞 dm to book! @FormosaTarot is my only account 💖
venus • readings ar.. @ventarot
33K Followers 64 Following psychic, astrologer, chaos witch & tarot reader. 22, she/her. this is my only account.
V 🦋 @_itsrooniie
1K Followers 868 Following
Kosmos by EchoNous @kosmos_echonous
3K Followers 2K Following We create transformative #POCUS solutions so more clinicians have more patient information more quickly.
Isley, The Silver Kin.. @Unobserved_
997 Followers 1K Following you’re the only one who made me forget my dream
Emmie Brown @emmieebrown
31 Followers 67 Following
leafee 🏳️⚧�.. @leafeeKillgod
32 Followers 65 Following Leafee Killgod 🏳️⚧️🐞 25 she/her I stream sometimes ~ 18+
b @b_woodhall
320 Followers 231 Following
mr. sir @StoutDillon
11 Followers 21 Following
Astro Bebs @astrobebs
134K Followers 316 Following Not all stars were created equal. Tweets by libra risings cactysss & hannah ✨ on semi-hiatus
Salt Lake Mutual Aid @slcmutualaid
3K Followers 113 Following Building anti-capitalist resilience in the Salt Lake area by facilitating mutual aid projects & community care. Para español, visite Instagram @SLC.MutualAid
isra hirsi @israhirsi
182K Followers 457 Following angry black girl ☭ • barnard @columbia ‘25 • tweets are my own!!
biggie cheeese @TheyRanMyShit
68 Followers 155 Following
Jaboukie’s Deleted .. @jaboukiearchive
61K Followers 6 Following I thought @Jaboukie didn’t tweet much anymore until I turned his notifications on one day. I was wrong. Greatest hits in my likes
Maddy (she/her) @mustapha_maddy
55 Followers 158 Following Seattle U '19 | Fulbright ETA | 5th grade teacher
Esoterics II @IlliterateAnvil
132 Followers 70 Following New account (previously @esoterics_) Shakespeare enthusiast and vintage trinket collector
Benito @sanbenito
4.9M Followers 0 Following
sleevless social just.. @chirpsallgame
33 Followers 56 Following A righteous dude. Shit posting from the heart since ‘93
Carson Bold @carsonpeak1
44 Followers 360 Following
jessica morgan @jessmorgans11
131 Followers 14 Following
e-puta @teenage_stepmom
61 Followers 110 Following
SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs
637K Followers 20 Following the dogs are your exes/someone’s exes - submit to DMs! ~sometimes funny sometimes heinous~ @michaelaokla
skittish skeptic @skeptic67
2K Followers 1K Following RN, intersectional feminist, plant person. she/her #blacklivesmatterCan someone explain the phenomenon of getting older and feeling like everything you do is so sex and the city
pls ban tik tok so i can have my life back i am begging
Posting like I’m engaged to a different one of my homeboys every few weeks to ensure I never have a single reply guy
Posting from PV
On my six year anniversary at my job I’m gonna go live on my work’s instagram and rank every single coworker I’ve had with their full government names
Last couple days
I’m sort of like Woodstock the way I’m so petite and little ❤️
Fernet is literally just the Newport menthol of liquor I hope yall know that
For the record I unfortunately had 13….
It’s my birthday and I will be consuming 6-7 vodka redbulls at Duffy’s tavern tonight come thru
Birthdays are actually only for girls. Men do not get to celebrate like us. I’m so sorry I don’t make the rules…
Binge watching Sex and the City again as a grown woman is sickening. When I was younger I thought Carrie was just a regular dummy, then you grown up and realize Carrie was top tier stupid all the way up until the DAY Big died. He died tryna avoid hanging out with Carrie 😭😭
so i started sex and the city and i’m obsessed. honestly kinda love that i waited until the end of my 20s to start it.
i wish my brain was this peaceful
‘Bachelor’ Joey Graziadei confuses Gypsy Rose Blanchard for Ruth Bader Ginsburg trib.al/280CThd
lotta yall wouldnt even know what to do with a one dance if you got it
Sometimes u just gotta shake uncontrollably with anxiety and not send the text
did you also know that you can use your library card to access thousands of books/audiobooks FOR FREE on libby without ever having to leave your home?? libraries are a national treasure.
DID U KNOW⚠️ that even if u aren’t going to use a library card, u should get one bc the more people that have one, the more tax money that is put toward funding the library! this means that other adults & children will have more access to learning opportunities
in 2003 my mother staged a photoshoot with me in the front lawn on our cul de sac so she could take pics of the aftermath of a domestic kerfuffle that ended with a wife throwing her husband's things out on their lawn (and later burning them)
pang xunqin | girl on the couch, 1930s
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