Daniel @daniel_totten

A year ago today we jacked a scissor lift in downtown Portland.. boomed it up full extension then proceeded to drive it down the road and ended up leaving it in the middle of Burnside. If that’s not some thirsty Thursday shenanigans I truly don’t know what is

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Daniel @daniel_totten

5 years ago

There’s something so attractive about people with a positive mentality

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Abo Fairuz (Zozza) @ab0fairuz

5 years ago

History teachers in 2040 tryna explain wtf happened in 2020

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Daniel @daniel_totten

5 years ago

Well they canceled watershed so if anyone wants to run me over with a car I’m cool with it

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Daniel @daniel_totten

5 years ago

“Our weekends are so full blown I almost look forward to the work week so I can actually get a break” hahahahah

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Daniel @daniel_totten

5 years ago

Once you put your own success and happiness as the main priority everything else just seems to figure itself out

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Daniel @daniel_totten

5 years ago

Memorial Day weekend this year is going to be on a completely different level.. to say I’m a bit concerned is a severe understatement

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Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii

5 years ago

Me ghosting someone with no explanation

Chad Bodden @BoddenChad

5 years ago

Me ghosting someone with no explanation

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Daniel @daniel_totten

5 years ago

sure there’s a lot of fish in the sea but they made a whole ass movie about finding Nemo and he was a damn clown fish

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Daniel @daniel_totten

5 years ago

Hahahaha cop pulls me over for being on my phone..he comes up and goes so you’re on the phone, no seatbelt and eating a bow of cereal? We bullshit for a bit he takes me ID, comes back and goes “Lucky you were a reasonable guy last time I went to your house, have a good day man”