Daniel Schofield @dannyschof81
albino watermelon Walkden, England Joined August 2015-
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please stop tweeting me the names of greek footballers. i don’t care.
U-N-T-I-E-D untied are the team for me!
U-N-T-I-E-D untied are the team for me! https://t.co/t6XEsrtuoa
all this ten hag speculation is absolutely pointless. he’ll be sacked after the cup final, regardless of the result. just praying his replacement is big sam.
people will be saying exactly the same about city’s treble in 20 years time, if they’re not already.
people will be saying exactly the same about city’s treble in 20 years time, if they’re not already.
the simpsons on disney+. daughter got really into it and it made me a proud dad. thanks, wuhan 👍 🦠
the simpsons on disney+. daughter got really into it and it made me a proud dad. thanks, wuhan 👍 🦠
they can either go down the united route (new 3 year deal on 500k per week) or the city route (give him to barca for fuck all and replace him with three spanish robots who’ll score 15 goals each a season and no-one will ever remember which one is which).
they can either go down the united route (new 3 year deal on 500k per week) or the city route (give him to barca for fuck all and replace him with three spanish robots who’ll score 15 goals each a season and no-one will ever remember which one is which).
feels like we can relax and enjoy the champions league now all the local bad guys are out.
crazy how greece actually won the euros and nobody remembers a single thing they did or who any of their players were.
crazy how greece actually won the euros and nobody remembers a single thing they did or who any of their players were.
two sides to every story. will probably all come out in court but i heard this tree was behaving inappropriately around saplings. if so, it got what it deserved and these lads are heroes.
two sides to every story. will probably all come out in court but i heard this tree was behaving inappropriately around saplings. if so, it got what it deserved and these lads are heroes.
would be peak everton to win the derby, avoid relegation and then go bust in the same week.
mark lawrenson should just do a podcast like all the other boring twats who can’t get proper media work.
united need to forget all other transfer business and do everything possible to get cole palmer. one of the best young players in the world and he’s a red who’s stuck at a complete mess of a club. we can at least offer him the chance to join a complete mess he supports.
laughing at this.
offering my full support to gary lineker, alan shearer and danny murphy as they find themselves cruelly outed by mickbaxter14 before they’d had chance to tell their families themselves. keep reaching for that rainbow, lads! 🌈
who did this 😭😭😭
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@dannyschof81 What are you on about, I'm going to name my eldest son Trainos Dellas, in the great man's honour.
@dannyschof81 I honestly thought everyone knew your game, and would make pisstakey suggestions like I did. How wrong I was.
@dannyschof81 I thought Danny Zuko was their greatest ever player
@dannyschof81 Which countries footballers would you prefer?
@dannyschof81 @VoielsDan He’s got you on strings here
@dannyschof81 Crazy how I organised the sweep in work, everyone laughed when I pulled out Greece, then everyone said it was a fix for when they won.
@dannyschof81 @AmeliaEFC In retrospect could we really afford to build a new stadium,especially when the likes of city,west ham got theirs for little or nothing. Most of our debts are tied up in new stadium.
@dannyschof81 Difference is Greeks won fair and square
@dannyschof81 I was at that game, amongst French dignitaries going wild. I'm not greek.
@dannyschof81 I saw Greece play Russia in that Euros and Russia won. Was sober as I was the designated driver. All I can remember is my mate falling down a embankment going for a piss on the drive back.
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