Das Civilian @dascivilian
Joined April 2012-
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This is an assault gas stove. Notice the LARGE knobs for extra GRIP. All black for tactical advantage. MULTIPLE burners that will leak DEADLY gas. No one NEEDS a stove with this many burners to cook multiple things at once.
The fact that people truly think we would lose to the NFL blows my mind. Just set the date.
I don't know what @OU_Football fans are so upset about...in a few years when they're in the #SEC then they don't even have to win all their games and will be ranked #2 #Patience @CFBPlayoff
Australia has fallen.
Just a reminder that the rules only apply to the working class.
You really can’t make this studf up.
Worst L’s of the week:
Hey dad, what do you and the other police do today? Did you catch a robber? Stop a murder? No son. 20 of us in full riot gear chased down a terrified woman and beat her with batons because her papers weren’t in order. I’m so proud of you dad. x.com/eliseinicole/s…
Glenn Beck is flying private planes to Afghanistan for rescue missions. Not Mark Zuckerberg. Not Jeff Bezos. Not Jack Dorsey. Glenn Beck.
i hate social media. if everything wasn't ran thru it, i would delete all mine .
DO IT FOR THE DERBY BABY
@WHAAsstSecty I'll never forget those protests against the German Measles
The unvaxxed are clearly not afraid of any variant. The vaxxed are afraid of the variants AND of the unvaxxed. It's not about vaxxed vs unvaxxed. It's about living in fear vs living in truth. But those living in fear will never get it, because that's what fear does.
A maid in the hotel near Coors Field found the guns while cleaning the room and alerted authorities. They found 16 long guns. 1000+ rounds of ammo. And body armor. What the hell. Thank god for that maid.
Members of the U.S. Women’s soccer team turn their backs as a World War II vet plays the anthem. They’re a disgrace, of course. But — and I’m just going by their rules here — that means they’re against a guy who fought Hitler. They’re literally for Hitler.
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POV: You're a Chinese soldier on the front lines in 1958
@itsNellzz Well Amazon’s profits last year were $30.4B so it makes sense they can pay their employees higher wages than a company that turns 150x less!
Nikola Jokic and Aaron Gordon tonight each had: 20+ Points 15+ Rebounds 65.0+ FG% Across nearly 4000 playoff games played in the last 60 years, they’re the first teammates to reach those marks in the same postseason game.
Wild bear vs. 'Urban youth'.
Father stretch my hands pt. 1 Jamal dagger edition
I feel bad for him.. do it again
@CFBHome Tennessee fans talk about sending 15k fans to Death Valley for an 11 AM game in October like it’s their natty 😂 sad fan base! Program highlight of the 21st Century. Oh yeah, how did that season end up for them?!
Jim Carrey improvised this scene from ‘Me, Myself & Irene’ (2000)
Nikola Jokic always gets exactly what he wants.
From field to shop 🥬💨
Nikola Jokic after you play 23.9 seconds of the best defense of your entire life
I swear if you close your eyes, you could convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the 400m indoor world record for Netherlands…
The most unstoppable play in basketball.
ØF girls INSTANTLY prove Michael Knowles point?!
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1000 IQ move by Saul Goodman
I should make a thread on vehicle surveillance/sniper hides. It’s a very interesting topic to me (take a guess why) lmao. From heating to cooling yourself in a static car for hours to the actual setup inside the vehicle (blackout curtains, tint, etc). I got these off Reddit from…