Shana @dashmouth
I am a cat. This is my kitty twitter. dashmouth.blogspot.com Manhattan, NYC Joined March 2009-
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@toddlevin It's SO MUCH. But I'm sticking with my hilarity about wondering if Will Smith left FRESH PRINTS on Chris Rock's face.
I wonder if Will Smith left FRESH PRINTS on Chris Rock's face?!??!! #WillAndChris #WillSmithAssault #WillSmith #Oscars2022
My mom set this up for me(ow)! crowdrise.com/shanashornstei…
One week ago, my sister arrived on the scene. This photo sums up the status of our relationship so far!
@LoucheTabby MOL! Meowy Christmouse!!! (almeowst!)
Someowone tried to break into this account. C'mon. I'm a cat, burglar.
@LoucheTabby I didn't fast! I am a very bad Mew! I wasn't feeling *horny* this year, so I left the chauffeur alone! MOL!
@LoucheTabby Louche Tabby! Meowllo! I was just thinking of mew the other day! Thank mew!
@LoucheTabby Thankmew for remeowmbering meee!!!
@LoucheTabby Mostly in the closet closer to the bathroom, buried under all the stuff that a certain someone says she's going to "clean out"!
If mew need me, I will be dining meow fresco today. Over and meowt!
Apparently I am the only cat in the mewniverse who does not find the notion of lounging on a computer keyboard the least bit appealing.
Is this thing on? Meowllo? I'm hungry. Which button do I press for bonito flakes?
TouchPal Wave - Sentence-based Gesture input technology: youtu.be/DAWtF2bTmfk via @youtube
@LoucheTabby I would be, if only I could find the meow-norah!!!
@LoucheTabby Thank mew kindly, Louchey T! I've been blowing chauffeurs all day -- and boy is my meowth tired! MOL!!!
@LoucheTabby Meowllo! She keeps me on a short leash!!! I've been too busy collating and stapling and reviewing MICROFICHE to do much else!
Not thrilled with this high quality kibble. I have not been vocal enough about my displeasure. Meowing protest commences tomeowrrow.
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