Dave Gettleman @dave_gettleman

Scout from the gut, gotta pass the eyeball test. Just learning how to do this tweeters. If you’re looking to trade up, call Belichick loser. PARODY New York, USA Joined May 2018

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Dave Gettleman @dave_gettleman

2 months ago

Patiently awaiting @DMcIntyreWWE tweet about Punk holding the title less time than him.

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Jon Draper @iamjondraper

2 months ago

I love that some 27 year-old medicated fatso‘s who will live with their parents until the day their overwhelming disappointed parents die are going to let you know whether or not you could be upset about Hulk Hogan dying. Never forget that the IWC is bastion of medicated losers.

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4 months ago

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7 months ago

Fuck Canada

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7 months ago

Canadians are trashy as fuck

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8 months ago

Vada Fly @Vada_Fly

8 months ago

https://t.co/GfxYsmi1I8

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Dave Gettleman @dave_gettleman

10 months ago

@JetPackGalileo Not complicated at all: if you want the Heisman, don’t play in the Mountain West. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Dave Gettleman @dave_gettleman

9 months ago

#jeanty4heisman stans awfully fucking quiet tonight

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Dave Gettleman @dave_gettleman

a year ago

Guy who looks homeless in profile picture: “I’ve never had the consequences of a major decision on my shoulders but I would take the rookie QB over paying full freight for the guy that just performed high end in the NFL.” ☝🏻 Would get the whole building fired in 6 months.

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Dave Gettleman @dave_gettleman

a year ago

I can’t wait for NCAA 14 Undertaker memes show up because NCAA 25 is a bag of ass under the shit stains that currently run EA. I don’t wish for that but I think there is a more than 50% shot this is what occurs.

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Dave Gettleman @dave_gettleman

a year ago

#HellDivers getting the order to kill 2 billion bugs in five days and doing it in 24 hours.

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Dave Gettleman @dave_gettleman

2 years ago

Jon Moxley could have low key been a D1 starting QB. Fight me.

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2 years ago

Sean McDermott on a random third down in December.

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Dave Gettleman @dave_gettleman

2 years ago

Can someone please point to how fucking atrocious Brandon Beane’s drafts have been outside of Josh Allen now? If Allen hadn’t hit the guy would have already washed out the league.

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Dave Gettleman @dave_gettleman

2 years ago

Houston has a 1st year HC and OC. Frank Reich needs to get canned today. Bryce Young has been bad and I kind of think he only tops out as a Bridgewater type if he gets lucky but you’re running 7 yard curls every play and have made Andy Dalton look better.

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Scott Barrett @ScottBarrettDFB

2 years ago

2023 QB Leaders by Adjusted Net Yards per Attempt 1. Brock Purdy (9.8) 2. Tua Tagovailoa (9.1) 3 .C.J. Stroud (7.7)* ... 32. Zach Wilson (4.1) 33. Bryce Young (3.7)** Last/34. Daniel Jones (2.8) * one of the worst S2 scores ever (18th percentile) ** one of the best ever (98th)

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Dave Gettleman @dave_gettleman

2 years ago

This is the worst play call in the history of play calling.

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2 years ago

This is the worst play call in the history of play calling.

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Dave Gettleman @dave_gettleman

2 years ago

Lol… it’s coming

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4 years ago

Lol… it’s coming

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2 years ago

Jalin Hyatt in the preseason

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Dave Gettleman @dave_gettleman

2 years ago

The American people: “We can’t afford housing or healthcare. Our bills are rising drastically. Our streets are perverted and getting worse.” Congress: “Let’s fix NIL and the transfer portal.”