David Weekes @david7801

Generation X The last Generation to respond to stupidity with a smack or laughter And didn't get offended

4 @Uber cars parked illegally touting for business while blocking the road so a HGV can't get past This happens 24hrs a day 7 days a week #NorthGreenwich @Royal_Greenwich

A PHV touting at Abbey Wood Gayton Road Parking for 15 mins in a 5min pickup point

You're supposedtotake it with you when you move @RonJichardson

No wonder you wanted to become British @adamhillscomedy The Australian army list 2 wars against emus facebook.com/reel/913703483…

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F@#$ing @UberUK AGAIN! #YE11TSU thinks it's ok to stop in the middle of the road, blocking it, putting hazard lights on to load passengers, then go through a red light, (it had been red for 5 seconds before he moved off) Stupid F@#$ing UBER should be banned from the UK for life

Hi @joelycett Thought @Google was supposed to change the PEGI rating on this play.google.com/store/apps/det…

Yet another @UberUK that shouldn't be on the road Stopped in the middle of the road, to pick up a frail couple, then sped off, doing well over 30mph, over a mini roundabout. Deathtrap waiting to happen Skoda Octavia @HT65FMG

I see @LBofBromley is doing nothing about bars and restaurants in #Beckenham not maintaining 2 meters between tables. All have less than 30cm between tables, with queues waiting for a table and customers are being allowed by the restraunts to block the road with their cars.

UBER car of choice, and they're still allowed to operate @TfLTPH

Apparently some people think making everyone equal, is racist, this is about pride. Don't like it? Maybe you need to look in the mirror Skittles Releases White Candies For Pride Month, And Internet's Reaction Is Not What They Expected boredpanda.com/pride-month-wh… via @boredpanda

It's good to know @TfL are allowing PHVs to block the road at Beckenham Junction instead of using the Car Park provided.

Finally someone has mentioned how Remdesivir works, 6 weeks after I've first said that it had a 100% success rate

Coronavirus will not 'just go away' and may be here for 'years', top medic warns huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/coronavi… Remdesivir cures 100% of SARS COV-2, the virus that causes COVID-19, as proven with the first case in Germany and every monkey, that was infected in a test

Liking the race track round @WhitbreadPLC on @thegrandtour season 2 episode 3

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