David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

I'm much more suitable as a friend than poor dear sad old Patsy. Views are mine, MINE! Instagram.com/davidpatrick81/ London Joined March 2009

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

Bagged the coveted spot of sole male at @LynseyPollard's baby shower this evening, apart from the foetus.

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

The most recent post three pictures thing only works if you went through puberty during the London 2012 Olympics.

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Kimbérlllllly @kimmmmmyv_

7 years ago

OK MOOD

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

He's been yacking with his mother for the best part of an hour. I'm on my third beer.

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

I wonder how long it'll be until I get a CV listing KidZania as relevant work experience? 🤔

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

The night he came home #Halloween2018

#HalloweenEnds @halloweenmovie

7 years ago

The night he came home #Halloween2018

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

They got rid of the Northern Irish one the week before traybakes? That's a crying shame, she could have showed them all. #GBBO2018

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

Same Sex Partner Birthdayin' with @LynseyPollard and @nlangrs

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

LOVE THIS, well done @littlebobooks #Diversity #kidlit

Little Box of Books @littlebobooks

7 years ago

LOVE THIS, well done @littlebobooks #Diversity #kidlit

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

Just rang my parents and they have sneaked off to #BelfastPride2018 - best parents ever? 😍

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

Some bastard wasp has had a go right on the tattoo PS: I'm not allergic so that's one health anxiety gone 🤗

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

Uh oh, new YT obsession in the form of @MovieBitches - I'm keeping up with the glasses of wine count.

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Random man just stopped the bus for me. I thought he was getting on but he just saw me running and stopped it for me, so I didn't thank him, hopefully the universe can do it for me and drop a fiver for him to find #gooddeed #ThankYou

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

The sleepy heads are gathered today #catdad #dogdad 💤

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

IT'S TOO HOT TO SLEEP IN LONDON.

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David 🇪🇺 @davidpatrick81

7 years ago

People who aren't sweaty after a trip on public transport in this weather freak me the fuck out 😱😓

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Our Future, Our Choice @OFOCBrexit

7 years ago

Does it look like Brexit is going well?

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The Onion @TheOnion

7 years ago

Mamma Mia!: Here We Go Again: A film that you can either enjoy for what it it is or slog through the rest of your life as the sort of killjoy who enjoys absolutely nothing in their miserable existence.