David Witt @davidwittness

Senior Engineer @atlassian 🏡 Seattle 🏋️ Foundation ⌨️ Confluence Frontend davidwitt.me Seattle, WA Joined February 2013

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Randall Munroe @xkcd

2 years ago

Urban Planning Opinion Progression xkcd.com/2832

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Massively under-reported science story because there's so much going on right now but...it turns out that we might have figured out what's causing this very scary spike. Quick thread, on how WE'VE BEEN ACCIDENTALLY GEOENGINEERING FOR DECADES...but then we stopped:

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David Witt @davidwittness

2 years ago

Today I encountered the reverse of Hofstadter's Law. I scheduled a 4 hour block of time to do something, but after 20 minutes my code worked on the first try. The first deploy worked. All tests passed. Now I'm suspicious.

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badidea 🪐 @0xabad1dea

2 years ago

exclusive photo of the entity responsible for approving the .zip TLD

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Liam Griffin @liam_at_shopify

2 years ago

Big news for Shopify app developers that are using theme app extensions: App blocks now support deep linking! This makes it a lot easier for merchants to install and start using your app. Learn more in our dev docs 👇 shopify.dev/docs/apps/onli…

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David Witt @davidwittness

2 years ago

niceee!!! @Jordankelley124 @skallary @nft___hunter @harumbigwinn1 @CryptoMiningCo2 @maggieape21 @NLHKVJ @__R4nd0m_ @inkedarticles @MahmoodBisoo @Congnghesaut698 @Juangarz588 @pololski @pools_0x

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David Witt @davidwittness

2 years ago

hop in guys! @Tan76623131 @mouse97896164 @Jimi85 @DelFinNichole @Iam_Aeby @mosi2901 @Hamed39001136 @raduevvv @0xD4RK @ShobbyXd @meirenli @Brenda_maciell2 @fever_3407 @JYoungjui @TSuperlolmann

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David Witt @davidwittness

2 years ago

this is amazing! @OsmanDo04667637 @thugomxx @CoreyXsingh @Nadim_eth_ @TheWillToms @Ibrahim12400125 @Momo99885520 @logantorrealba4 @AMoonhyuntae @BlZZY__ @AryanGu42883771 @cegapereira @mixedupkid666

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David Witt @davidwittness

2 years ago

hop in guys! @0xMiassy @SpencerCUH @HujanBerkat2023 @Numelula27 @XenonX913 @DaffaAlghiffar7 @Wyatt04272579 @Melody10737812 @MrLennon7 @FavioZB1 @Hekmat30144676 @AlonosoB @aliyy_adeniran @dg_fao

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David Witt @davidwittness

2 years ago

hop in guys! @cashflowmagnat @USDChicken @TheQueenApe @nangcapsung @0xJaws @Naoumwm1 @HotRod33Ai @JefeRodriguez5 @Venkate41257896 @cryptooExplorer @sheluvsparky @EthanGray_ @avatagame @bidi_NFT

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David Witt @davidwittness

2 years ago

amazing! @Crypto88st @DavidOyedipo @slooreviews @Maxamedcalicus2 @MesutOzil_6_7 @Ricardo48339119 @prasad_0419 @Nibiru008 @Wiki_Guy_ @Mr___COACH @SamsDivin @Kamil46718592 @bocheng585 @truong_97x @shabangodkad

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David Witt @davidwittness

2 years ago

free tokens!! @leandroadm21 @genki0920__ @MyAnhKoa @Abjad112 @Rftcrbc @JimmyW2602 @redayart @woopy0bigwin0 @MShahzad7658537 @alpha5180 @mgbashoye @s3328537 @MrSlimeFrenz @kurmashevbb @InAir

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David Witt @davidwittness

2 years ago

niceee!!! @blackbishoper @CoreyStories @MERAGFX @BillieConcepts @shatjivan @AptosAssassin0x @shartouny @mohibjafrii @NabilFirman2 @ez__zra @BaechJouni @otargeting @erikyujin @SperrySukhu

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David Witt @davidwittness

2 years ago

its aidrop timee! @PhyoWai92559474 @pwecious_boi @Crystal_89 @ShelbyTasha1 @thomastuft @roundolph @JajaDvirus @jreedmiller @malyshko_alexey @kirikiri32560 @limmm08 @rvngogogo @AlbertoBen11 @ImAnthonyM1 @649797djndnx

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Shopify Developers @ShopifyDevs

2 years ago

📢 You can now create Shopify Functions with Javascript! You asked for it, and now it's here: Shopify Functions can now be written in JavaScript and deployed in production environments! Learn more about JavaScript Functions in the docs: shopify.dev/docs/apps/func…

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David Witt @davidwittness

2 years ago

gang got em @LievEva @Wdwdya_ @blahajx011 @crytop771 @pongpanwongson @BenengeBenengea @SharifMohon @BlockchainCutie @hhaopeng8281 @Billy_888888 @TheAcesNFT @GshanChiu @0xLincoln

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David Witt @davidwittness

2 years ago

join guyss @Uniramplea @anita_nft @mistergeorge_ @SeenParody87000 @moisescolon @RatuD2 @ShayleeForry @PUNKSWISE @0xPorco @ttime_pls @themalfall @28MillybagNOW @Funky_Strokes

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Hank Green @hankgreen

2 years ago

AI take: We are only in the very beginning of an absolute renaissance of spam and fraud.

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Tibo @tibo_maker

3 years ago

Everyone thinks Microsoft + OpenAI will beat Google in the AI Battle. I think Google will absolutely CRUSH them. Here's my 6-part theory 👇

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Hank Green @hankgreen

3 years ago

There are people on this app who will excitedly envision humanity transcending its biology right after saying that chromosomes are the only thing that define gender. Y’all really thought transhumanism wasn’t gonna be trans?