ƿulfesláfe @dbb0
Winner of the coveted Most contrarian and Cerebral Twitter, 2012 Carrot Awards beratyr.com Joined November 2009-
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Well I feel so broke up, I wanna go home. So hoist up the John B's sails...
Best part of modern FPSs: unskippable checkpoint where you have to follow someone walking down a hall and can't interact with anything.
Μὴ καταφρόνει θανάτου, ἀλλὰ εὐαρέστει αὐτῷ, ὡς καὶ τούτου ἑνὸς ὄντος ὧν ἡ φύσις ἐθέλει. loebclassics.com/view/marcus_au… @derekgbolton
Remember that time you jeered at that "paranoid neckbeard" who told you not to trust proprietary software? news.ycombinator.com/item?id=116346…
Heard an ad like "Cole is pro-Coal and a friend of Coal! Vote for Cole to end the War On Coal!", which on radio sounds very narcicisstic.
RNC allegedly tricking people into donating to them by sending "delinquency notices". How is this not mail fraud? reddit.com/r/pics/comment…
Contrary to popular belief, libertarianism is not a monolithic, radically laissez-faire cult who idolize Ayn Rand and promote oligarchy.
Most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie 'The Neverending Story': reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/… @derekgbolton
Screenplay idea: gritty biopic covering Tolstoy's gambling addiction and military service, starring @perlmutations: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm…
Sartre probably should have said "Hell is- being eternally objectified in an external subjectivity", but that just isn't as catchy.
The worst thing about Silence of the Lambs is that you can't listen to Q Lazzarus in your house without people thinking you're a pervert.
Greta has decided to turn my bookcase into her solarium/nap station. @tayleehaines
"I hate jazz music. Sound like a long car accident involvin' some cats."
Protip: if you find yourself struggling with the identity 0.999... = 1, you should probably never take a non-required math course.
Uncle Ruckus (no relation) is probably the best parody character in the history of comics and animated television.
Speaking of pieholes, @tayleehaines immediately sat down and crammed 4 cupcakes in hers before putting away any of the other groceries.
After 10+ years, M. Night Shyamalan has yet to apologize for his blatant plagiarism of Margaret Peterson Haddix mnshyamalan.blogspot.com/2004/08/shyama…
I'm watching a video on Youtube, open another video 30 seconds later, and BAM: new HTML5 player imgur.com/a/p4L46

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