(the uk) ME: oh vampire king we ask that you cease feeding on your subjects (2 weeks later) ME: i have received a letter from the vampire king's lawyers and it was false of me to imply the vampire king does any feeding of any kind, least of all on his subjects, whom he loves
ME: here is a picture of the vampire king in his ghastly true form hovering over the corpse of a victim (2 weeks later) ME: i have received a letter from the vampire king's lawyers and i regret my characterisation of the vampire king also there is no definitive proof he exists
THE VAMPIRE KING: 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖊, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊 𝖆𝖓 𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝖕𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 ME: we have to stop the vampire king's evil plan (2 weeks later) ME: i have received a letter from the vampire king's lawyers
i would like to apologize for my insensitive satire regarding the vampire king. on no occasion has he given me reason to believe he eats people, and I was wrong to suggest it. I will of course be donating my blood to the gigantic fetid orb of viscera hovering above the town
@deathbybadger Glad that you’ve finally seen sense about the vampire king. I’ve seen him not eat people on many occasions and he only speaks of people (who he doesn’t eat) in the highest regard
@deathbybadger I just sent this thread to my Strahd DM and immediately afterwards realised that was probably a terrible idea