Shit Debbie Says @debbiesaysstuff
Debbie says things. Joined September 2012-
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I have the driest skin in all of Catan.
If I was dating you I'd be really excited to bring you home to my parents.
Buttnik. (There was no context. She just felt like saying buttnik.)
Because you already have a beach bod that is kicking. As Seventeen would say.
I would cuddle a tree if I was alone.
Do you guys feel like scarves have more potential than what we use them for?
Diamonds are to Death Cab as Penis is to Cutie. It's like an SAT question.
Carly: "What are you eating?" Andy: (Looks down, pauses) "Its like... meat. In a tray."
I seriously associate more with the swedish chef than any other literary character
"I'm just going to stand outside of Skinner with my finger on my temple and see if anyone talks to me."
Jackson just told this joke. Q: How many alcoholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.
Me: DEBBIE EATS BUGS Debbie: OK It's not weird if they're cooked and prepared!!!
(Of Carly's cuteness) You look like a cross between a salamander and a kitten.
Jackson: My balls are like an iceberg.
Debbie, while watching videos of the muppet Beaker, has begun to laugh and speak in an octave that's impossible for 40-year-olds to hear.
Carly: I'm a tiny back-pack girl.
Irene: basically the top 2/3 of people I would screw I find hot
I've seen Jane Fonda. She doesn't get me movin' and groovin'.
"He's VERY good at being a pirate, Carly!"
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