kelsey @defnotashark
I am a menace above all else Joined September 2014-
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when SZA said I don’t care about consequences I want my lick back, I felt that like Cardi B felt that
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@Phil_Sledge just a powder sugar faced boi asking for your finest boop p.s. pls don’t look at my dogs
Snapchat recap: would you like to revisit the lowest fucking point in your life? Me: no. thanks. Snapchat: too fucking bad! here ya go dummy. enjoy your sad flashbacks! TOODALOO! Me:
pro-choice for her. pro-choice for every woman.
29 years ago, I was a 12yo miscarrying a pregnancy created by incestuous rape. Little girls like the one I was should never be expected to carry a baby to term. My body was literally too small, and everything was trauma.
I love telling men they can have my number if they ask nicely, making them say please, and then leaving them on read 😌
when someone says I’m funny I’m like stop or I’ll fall in love wit you right now
I wanna be like a 16th century witch. People bear pitchforks and scream in terror at my presence.
the last week has really been like:
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Whatever will be, will be. The future’s not ours to see.
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The reasons why women have abortions:
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me??? tired??? overthinker??? pretty??? sleepy??? the hottest??? yea
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i love happy me shes so pretty
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This is Boone and Hank. Hank is SUPER EXCITED to have a big brother. Boone was not consulted at all about this addition. Both 13/10
peace is sitting in my car in a raging thunderstorm on top of a mountain
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What's Michael thinking? Wrong answers only.
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priest: we are gathered here today because [looks at my casket] who put heelys on him
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