DeliveryBoyProblems @deliverproblems
Joined December 2012-
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Yeah that makes 32k miles in a year. #deliveryboyproblems
This kid just answered the door with a lit blunt hanging from his lips. #420 #deliveryboyproblems @davevedo
"I'd rather have a life of 'oh wells' than a life of 'what ifs.'"
I wonder how many customers I drive past in their car and they say to themselves, "hey! That's my pizza guy!"
Apparently, due to the volume of the music in my car, I will be unemployed soon because it will blow my brains out. #wheredoyougetoff
When you pet the dog and your hands stank so bad. #deliveryboyproblems
I think its a new record: I haven't had a problem with my car in about a month.
Delivering pizza on this fine ass day >>>>>>>
When the wife gives you a 7$ tip because she didn't realize the husband already put 6$ on the credit card. #winning
Don't call me your "main man" and give me a 4.5% tip. No bueno.
Why are people extra stupid behind the wheel on Thursdays? It seems to be a reoccuring theme..
ADBAA- American Delivery Boy Association of America.
If youre too fucking fat and lazy to come pick up you're own goddamn food from a mile and half away, at least give me a fucking tip..
2 feet of snow coming our way? Challenge accepted.
When @matthewmeat has to deliver 15 mins and down this for 4$. #notplowed #bullshit #deliveryboyproblems
People are in a good mood. Probably has something to do with the BRUINS BEING BACK! #howivemissedyou
They appreciate it when I play country music and not bumping rap.
Fridays kill my gas milage. #deliveryboyproblems
I could use some vaseline right now after Nissan raped the fuck out of me.
With my luck, I'll make shit for tips today.
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