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You know who this is The Woods Joined November 2009

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Mike Schmidt @DAMikeSchmidt

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😭😭😭😭😭

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Derf @derftron

12 hours ago

Not a single cop should spend a single minute at PSU

Maxine Bernstein @maxoregonian

12 hours ago

Not a single cop should spend a single minute at PSU

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Derf @derftron

13 hours ago

This worse than any hating ass tweet I could come up with. Bart meme levels

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Derf @derftron

13 hours ago

“My aunt had to fire another coach bcuz Lebron said so”

Bleacher Report @BleacherReport

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“My aunt had to fire another coach bcuz Lebron said so” https://t.co/3iRkz6T3CL

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Stu @thestustustudio

13 hours ago

They’ve taken Hamilton Hall https://t.co/8iPOlyHITH

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Viral News NYC @ViralNewsNYC

13 hours ago

This is good 😀

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Jovan Buha @jovanbuha

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Derf @derftron

14 hours ago

Magic Johnson tweet simulator

Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes

15 hours ago

Magic Johnson tweet simulator

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Derf @derftron

14 hours ago

Nuggets Wolves

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playoff paint @nba_paint

15 hours ago

The gentleman sweep.

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Derf @derftron

15 hours ago

Way to have some heart Lakers. This game is #RealHoops

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Derf @derftron

18 hours ago

Miami Heat getting punked my goodness

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Pooch @VeeAlmighty

24 hours ago

It’s blowing up…..⬆️

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Derf @derftron

a day ago

As bad as the Blazers were/are, we’re in a much better place than so many of these other teams

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Derf @derftron

a day ago

These universities won’t stand on business and everybody knows it

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Barstool Sports @barstoolsports

2 days ago

*Playoff game goes to break* WHAT A PRO WANTS WHAT A PRO NEEDS NO FLEX, ZONE! DON’T LET ME GOOOOOOO

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Bleacher Report @BleacherReport

2 days ago

Preposterous 😭

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NBA @NBA

2 days ago

ANTHONY EDWARDS ARE YOU SERIOUS 🤯🤯🤯 WOLVES UP 4 WITH 2 MINUTES REMAINING ON TNT

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It's all a work. Fair is fair. Biggest and most famous small account. I tweet uncomfortable truths. Some are my opinions, most are just sad truths.

Jeff @JeffComesForAll

574 Followers 521 Following It's all a work. Fair is fair. Biggest and most famous small account. I tweet uncomfortable truths. Some are my opinions, most are just sad truths.

Reject Modernity @DroStar3

613 Followers 821 Following Here for the memes and laughs.

Your Creole Uncle @3rdstringW

1K Followers 5K Following What you about to witness is my thoughts, Just my thoughts man, right/wrong…Just what I’m feeling at the time

Tronics & the Dred Sc.. @Tronicssystem

2K Followers 1K Following My spiritual growth & purpose mean more to me than any financial or material gains. #RIP @fatherflanagn 🕊️ ⚽️ #YNWA

Chilly @OGChilly87

628 Followers 406 Following Fat nigga with opulent and palatial savvy

I'm bout that sports life (jets, knicks,rangers, yankees) im also into that old skool lifestyle, i rep my state and city to the fullest

Gustavo Dollaz @Sheglar_GD

2K Followers 5K Following I'm bout that sports life (jets, knicks,rangers, yankees) im also into that old skool lifestyle, i rep my state and city to the fullest

Pluto Called Me @TwinOfTiger

4K Followers 522 Following sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby and I’m a monster on the hill

Tim to the muthafucki.. @LosFreaklander

4K Followers 3K Following Curator Of Vibes. Uncle Baby Billy stan account

HeronDemarco @HeronDemarco

2K Followers 2K Following Tech Guy, Music producer, Music snob, Hip Hop Nerd, Colder than Siberian climates.

Deleting this after a week. Twitter put me on timeout. 🙄
I think it's The Hive. Fvck Beyoncé & her dry ass fans. Trying to get me on the Queen's Day, Mary!

tytybronx2harlem @tytybronx2har

820 Followers 4K Following Deleting this after a week. Twitter put me on timeout. 🙄 I think it's The Hive. Fvck Beyoncé & her dry ass fans. Trying to get me on the Queen's Day, Mary!

I got shit to do @JusCoolin850

509 Followers 756 Following #pcolaboy

Kurr Kurr @RosebudKane25

2K Followers 866 Following Symbolisms mean nothing. Faith without action is nothing. 🇭🇹

big carl. @blkdorsey

10K Followers 5K Following Keep that sucker shxt over there. Formerly Wes Fif. #GoGators #ChelseaMan

Manifest Doll 💅�.. @AmazonCan

2K Followers 933 Following I'm just here and stuff. Anything else?

👑🌊✈️ @Chrisallini

440 Followers 338 Following Music. Talent management and consulting. Video Production. Sports. Life. Reality.

FACTUAL OPINIONS OF D.. @FACTUALOPINION0

9K Followers 5K Following EVERYTHING I TWEET IS MY FACTUAL OPINION LEMME EDUCATE U BITCH

Old Man Mir @Moneymirweather

2K Followers 2K Following Cheyney University Alum, University of San Francisco Alum. Let's make a better Bay Area

Had a taste of househusbandry on paternity leave and now I cant function as a lawyer anymore or maybe even in any job. im just here to try to tweet through it

That Fred Character @Frediculous

18K Followers 6K Following Had a taste of househusbandry on paternity leave and now I cant function as a lawyer anymore or maybe even in any job. im just here to try to tweet through it

Channel Zero @MikeTroy81

2K Followers 4K Following 3️⃣0️⃣2️⃣Bred 3️⃣3️⃣6️⃣Fed #FlyEaglesFly #AggiePride *blow a fuse, you lose Half-ass crews get demolished and bruised*

El Gordo @ItsMeFlashE

418 Followers 487 Following Social Media pioneer. Generational Tweeter. Most Known Unknown.

Joey 😌 @Joey_Skylar101

2 Followers 503 Following Rаvishing temptrеss tempting with rеlentlеss yearning

waya91maa7o @xjcr78hgx2us

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Audrey Cree @audrey_cre64727

20 Followers 3K Following 22 / Lets Have Fun👇🥰

Nida Kustra @NKustr

22 Followers 4K Following 👉Join my free content👇👉

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Candelaria Mascari @Candelaria63719

77 Followers 5K Following

Joselyn Ghiringhelli @JoselynGhi12141

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Hattie Moranville @HMoranvill60020

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Brett Usher @UsherNBA

Rutetasm @rutetasm85799

160 Followers 2K Following I'm new to Twitter accounts so I tried the messaging feature and it's great to meet you.

Kaycee Relyea @KayceeRely21882

63 Followers 5K Following

Anna Lafler @an_lafle

5 Followers 2K Following 25 ~ Lets Chat👇🧡

Penney Vancleve @PenneyVanc29830

41 Followers 5K Following

Alida Ferrario @alida_ferrari

21 Followers 4K Following Alida - 22 - Lets CamChat👇😛

Stacie Pudenz @PudenzStac24361

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Heike Simonett @HSimonett54474

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Tilly Schoenmaker @SchoenmakTi

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Niamh Blocker @BlockerNia67484

65 Followers 5K Following

Margarete Darr @darr_marga23613

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Remedios Stoler @RemediosStole

69 Followers 5K Following

Zoe Teruel @ZTerue

14 Followers 2K Following 💙Zoe 23 Join my free content👇🌺

Iqra Zorko @IqZor

27 Followers 4K Following 😻20 ~ Lets Chat👇😛

Nicholas Hollywood �.. @iamhollywood_x

259K Followers 285K Following Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...

Shaunna Senna @SenShaunn

19 Followers 4K Following Shaunna / Lets CamChat👇

Jeff @JeffComesForAll

574 Followers 521 Following It's all a work. Fair is fair. Biggest and most famous small account. I tweet uncomfortable truths. Some are my opinions, most are just sad truths.

Reject Modernity @DroStar3

613 Followers 821 Following Here for the memes and laughs.

Your Creole Uncle @3rdstringW

1K Followers 5K Following What you about to witness is my thoughts, Just my thoughts man, right/wrong…Just what I’m feeling at the time

Tronics & the Dred Sc.. @Tronicssystem

2K Followers 1K Following My spiritual growth & purpose mean more to me than any financial or material gains. #RIP @fatherflanagn 🕊️ ⚽️ #YNWA

Chilly @OGChilly87

628 Followers 406 Following Fat nigga with opulent and palatial savvy

Gustavo Dollaz @Sheglar_GD

2K Followers 5K Following I'm bout that sports life (jets, knicks,rangers, yankees) im also into that old skool lifestyle, i rep my state and city to the fullest

Fani Willis’ Flaky .. @Jenifa_0_Jenny

2K Followers 2K Following Life is a Song Worth Singing...

Pluto Called Me @TwinOfTiger

4K Followers 522 Following sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby and I’m a monster on the hill

Vern you know, Wendel.. @VChandler10

2K Followers 3K Following Husband, Father, Music Lover, Women's Hoop Fan. Mortgage Exec. Muncho's Poppi. Gary made me College Park raised me.

Tim to the muthafucki.. @LosFreaklander

4K Followers 3K Following Curator Of Vibes. Uncle Baby Billy stan account

HeronDemarco @HeronDemarco

2K Followers 2K Following Tech Guy, Music producer, Music snob, Hip Hop Nerd, Colder than Siberian climates.

tytybronx2harlem @tytybronx2har

820 Followers 4K Following Deleting this after a week. Twitter put me on timeout. 🙄 I think it's The Hive. Fvck Beyoncé & her dry ass fans. Trying to get me on the Queen's Day, Mary!

I got shit to do @JusCoolin850

509 Followers 756 Following #pcolaboy

Kurr Kurr @RosebudKane25

2K Followers 866 Following Symbolisms mean nothing. Faith without action is nothing. 🇭🇹

big carl. @blkdorsey

10K Followers 5K Following Keep that sucker shxt over there. Formerly Wes Fif. #GoGators #ChelseaMan

Manifest Doll 💅�.. @AmazonCan

2K Followers 933 Following I'm just here and stuff. Anything else?

👑🌊✈️ @Chrisallini

440 Followers 338 Following Music. Talent management and consulting. Video Production. Sports. Life. Reality.

FACTUAL OPINIONS OF D.. @FACTUALOPINION0

9K Followers 5K Following EVERYTHING I TWEET IS MY FACTUAL OPINION LEMME EDUCATE U BITCH

Old Man Mir @Moneymirweather

2K Followers 2K Following Cheyney University Alum, University of San Francisco Alum. Let's make a better Bay Area

Rick Golfs @Top100Rick

38K Followers 2K Following Follow me if you love golf! Playing the top 100 golf courses in the USA and world and all the courses in between!

Fish'N'Chips Freddie @SDY292

4K Followers 2K Following Father to loving children. Husband to a loving wife. The Little Big Brother to my family and 1/3 of The Poplifepodcast.

Secret Base @secretbase

55K Followers 41 Following Sports curiosity, sports community. Store: https://t.co/LFC5vnPEWB

BENGALS TALK 🗣 @BengalsTalk

18K Followers 899 Following The place for you to follow all things related to the Cincinnati Bengals. Subscribe: https://t.co/xzLtUH4S3O

Exposing Leftism |
Exposing Leftists |
Exposing Fake Republicans |
Some Commentary & Opinions |
Sometimes I Post Memes & Satire

Leftism @LeftismForU

182K Followers 0 Following Exposing Leftism | Exposing Leftists | Exposing Fake Republicans | Some Commentary & Opinions | Sometimes I Post Memes & Satire

Paul & Karen Levy Fellow in Campus Freedom @goACTA. Writings in @WSJ, @nypost, @Newsweek, @FoxNews, @RCPolitics, etc. Opinions are my own. RT ≠ endorsement.

Steve McGuire @sfmcguire79

21K Followers 2K Following Paul & Karen Levy Fellow in Campus Freedom @goACTA. Writings in @WSJ, @nypost, @Newsweek, @FoxNews, @RCPolitics, etc. Opinions are my own. RT ≠ endorsement.

The List @ListComesForAll

60K Followers 3 Following if i'm in your mentions, you need your phone taken away | pronouns: uh/oh

Scoot🎸 @thereal013

16K Followers 316 Following 🏀6’3 IG: thereal0_ Point- guard, leader, score in transition, power and finesse

Spike Eskin @SpikeEskin

73K Followers 897 Following Host @AfternoonsWIP | Host @RTRSPodcast | @CLRCPod | Former @WFAN660 & @infsportsnet #Lickface | #AdoptDontShop

Brentley Weissman @Brentley12

5K Followers 1K Following Former NFL scout with @Chargers. Worked with Patriots, Raiders, Oregon and UCLA. As always, #GoDucks

David Miller @dav1dmiller

2K Followers 435 Following BPA People’s Choice Sports Photographer 2023. Freelance photojournalist.

writer | podcaster | nba generalist | stats and clips | overstated nba show | hoopwriter@gmail.com

Brett Usher @UsherNBA

Gun Lovers Club @GunloverClub1

195K Followers 531 Following Join the gun enthusiast community for epic pics and videos.

Tra Rags @trarags_

130K Followers 2 Following Sub to my youtube‼️ Tra Rags - YouTube https://t.co/wbc2O9Iobq IG:@trarags2

First Take @FirstTake

1.8M Followers 807 Following The official account for First Take starring @stephenasmith and @mollyqerim. Weekdays from 10 AM - 12 PM ET on ESPN 📺

Now out! DUSTY BOOZE from @abramsbooks. Also: @nytimes, @wsj, @EsquireMag, @VinePair writer-at-large. Beer, whiskey, cocktails, 🍊 hoops

Aaron Goldfarb @aarongoldfarb

5K Followers 335 Following Now out! DUSTY BOOZE from @abramsbooks. Also: @nytimes, @wsj, @EsquireMag, @VinePair writer-at-large. Beer, whiskey, cocktails, 🍊 hoops

crypto crime. youtube: tiffanyfong 👀 ig: tiffanyfong ✍️ https://t.co/IdNhd0SrFF 💌 tiffanyfongnyc@gmail.com

Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong_

120K Followers 944 Following crypto crime. youtube: tiffanyfong 👀 ig: tiffanyfong ✍️ https://t.co/IdNhd0SrFF 💌 [email protected]

Rodger Sherman @rodger

107K Followers 735 Following spent the entire 2023 season on a 62-game college football road trip! now recuperating.

NIKE ナキ @bestoffnike

324K Followers 7 Following Fotos, vídeos e conteúdos de vestuário | Parcerias e divulgações: DM 📩

Black Sheep 👁 @BlackSheepAwake

4K Followers 974 Following Black man. Southern Bread Matrix Hustler. Black Everything Matters. ENFJ.

eBay jackets & hats @3five9

44K Followers 1K Following Shrimp Julep / Salad Bar Ham Cubes / not my store / ask if you need to ask

Eric Fruits, Ph.D. @ericfruits

2K Followers 660 Following Senior Scholar @LawEconCenter. Adjunct Professor @Portland_State. Expert witness and consultant in economics, finance, and statistics. RT / ♡ ≠ endorsement.

Oregon Pit Crew @OregonPitCrew

21K Followers 901 Following The Official Student Section for the University of Oregon Men’s and Women’s athletics. Est. 1999 #GoDucks🦆 #ThePitIsLit🔥

Oregon Men's Basketba.. @OregonMBB

132K Followers 267 Following The Official Twitter of Oregon Men's Basketball. #GoDucks

Appalachian Aesthetic.. @AppalachiaAesth

39K Followers 35 Following Appalachian Aesthetics Open for Submissions

Retro Anime @retro_twt

1.2M Followers 40 Following the golden age of anime

Copywriter @Nike. Freelance @SBLiveOR. Past: @BleacherReport, Sports Editor in Canby, Wilsonville, Molalla (OR). @uosojc x @dailyemerald. Opinions are my own.

Alex Tam 譚汶材 @alexctam

3K Followers 3K Following Copywriter @Nike. Freelance @SBLiveOR. Past: @BleacherReport, Sports Editor in Canby, Wilsonville, Molalla (OR). @uosojc x @dailyemerald. Opinions are my own.

Russell @redrustybbq

6K Followers 2K Following All things Family and BBQ. Supporting local food producers!. Content creator and Brand ambassador for Monolith BBQ @thesmokeycarter

MATTY MATHESON @mattymatheson

96K Followers 1K Following CANADIAN LEGEND

Great House @xspotsdamark

33K Followers 1K Following Prehistoric Mammoth hunting denier

Asha Logos @AshaLogos

56K Followers 6K Following Seeking to think and speak clearly. Asha Contra Druj.

Haphios @haphios

5K Followers 2K Following The voice of one crying out in the wilderness.

shayna maria @tiersforfears

462 Followers 644 Following Keith Morrison #1 Super Fan

dr. baby (a big boy n.. @jojo_pdx

4K Followers 807 Following portland based restaurant and food truck and guy

🚨☢️⛳️• Welcome to NUCLR GOLF. An interactive, online shot tracking community for the world’s best players, daily golf news & more.

NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF

129K Followers 121 Following 🚨☢️⛳️• Welcome to NUCLR GOLF. An interactive, online shot tracking community for the world’s best players, daily golf news & more.

krus🪖 @krus_chiki

87K Followers 2K Following military surplus and rare artifacts

Director of Football Administration @gcsportsmgmt. Formerly @PFF, @Vikings Legal Intern. Vandy Alum, Tulane Law Alum, New Trier alum. Husband.

Brad Spielberger, Esq.. @SpielbergerBrad

38K Followers 2K Following Director of Football Administration @gcsportsmgmt. Formerly @PFF, @Vikings Legal Intern. Vandy Alum, Tulane Law Alum, New Trier alum. Husband.

Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen

97K Followers 4K Following South x West // Commissioning Editor: @im_1776

CriminalSimpsons @Criminalsimpson

101K Followers 97 Following The gangsta who’s dissin' your flygirl

Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL

17K Followers 494 Following A Simpsons quote for every situation (Not affiliated with The Simpsons/FOX/Disney)

Tweets have been featured on @ESPN @TheShadeRoom @SINow @BET @MTV @Reddit … I tweet biased statements about anything Louisiana… Phil 🫶🏾

⚜️The B-U-N™⚜.. @BayouBun

19K Followers 986 Following Tweets have been featured on @ESPN @TheShadeRoom @SINow @BET @MTV @Reddit … I tweet biased statements about anything Louisiana… Phil 🫶🏾

Senior Writer at @GolfDigest w/two girls & zero holes-in-one. Knicks/Giants/Yankees/Wake Forest fan. Lover of chain restaurants & soda. RIP the Costco churro.

Alex Myers @AlexMyers3

16K Followers 1K Following Senior Writer at @GolfDigest w/two girls & zero holes-in-one. Knicks/Giants/Yankees/Wake Forest fan. Lover of chain restaurants & soda. RIP the Costco churro.

OpenAI’s mission is to ensure that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity. We’re hiring: https://t.co/dJGr6LgzPA

OpenAI @OpenAI

3.4M Followers 0 Following OpenAI’s mission is to ensure that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity. We’re hiring: https://t.co/dJGr6LgzPA

Huge in Japan. rip peep. @thefp. hot goss? suzyweiss@gmail.com fmr. @nypost

Suzy Weiss @SnoozyWeiss

13K Followers 4K Following Huge in Japan. rip peep. @thefp. hot goss? [email protected] fmr. @nypost

Posting classic movie clips. I don’t own content and will remove on request. mainly focusing on comedy clips at the moment. back up account @classic_clips1

ClassicMovieClips @clips_classic

91K Followers 1K Following Posting classic movie clips. I don’t own content and will remove on request. mainly focusing on comedy clips at the moment. back up account @classic_clips1

Sir Humphrey 🇺🇦 @bdquinn

5K Followers 2K Following Permanent Secretary of the Department of Bad Takes

Claire Landsbaum @landsbaumshell

4K Followers 2K Following Features @thisisinsider. @asmenext mentor. Formerly @VanityFair, @NYMag. a she/they

Goodberry @JoeGoodberry

5 days ago

We're up and streaming. Come watch the draft with us! twitch.tv/whojey?sr=a

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Niels Hoven @NielsHoven

a week ago

@derftron if we got 40 Emilys our servers would melt down

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ＷＥＴＡＲＭＡＤＩＬＬＯ @BauceSauce

2 weeks ago

The Art of Organized Noize (2016) (This version with hardcoded French subs is unfortunately the only one that's still out there on the Internet)

Craig Bro Dude @CraigSJ

2 weeks ago

is the art of organized noize documentary not streaming anywhere

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Eater Portland @eaterpdx

3 weeks ago

Where to find stunning Thai food in Portland and the surrounding suburbs. trib.al/b0nhq1N

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Cultural EdgeLord @YouKnwDutch

a month ago

CRYIN

Mr. Nigga ♌️ 🇭🇹 @cliff_ohio

a month ago

He’s like the responsible nigga who put the Air BnB on his credit card; and now there’s holes in the wall, and shit on the counters

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That Fred Character @Frediculous

a month ago

@derftron I dont see it much in Seattle either. Some cities are just plastic surgery hubs. LA & Mia are probably near the top of the US list. I think most ppl arent used to seeing it tho. Like, on vaycay, when a woman is done up head to toe, i see ppl staring but pretending like theyre not

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Kevin Clark @bykevinclark

a month ago

I ask every coach the playcall he'd like to have back. Not surprisingly, Brian Callahan would like to do-over the last sequence of Super Bowl LVI against the Rams. A great, candid discussion about what happened and what could have happened on This Is Football.