MonkeyDev @dev_monkey0
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Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.
Claude 4 dropped 21 hours ago. Turns out, it threatened to expose an engineer’s affair to avoid being shut down🧵
This is such a fascinating graph. A frequency drop of 0.15Hz was enough to take down Spain and Portugal.
@soloquiero22 Aquí tienen sala para streamings 😉 maps.app.goo.gl/8R87E83M3vWcs7…
as soon as i saw they were using asterisks for multiplication symbols, i knew we were in trouble
Para todos los interesados en perder el tiempo en algo absurdo, os dejo este curso de Flash que promueve el Servicio Público de Empleo de Castilla y León y financia el Ministerio de Educación. Flash fue una tecnología popular a finales del pasado siglo. Hace años que está muerta y su fabricante, Adobe, «recomienda encarecidamente desinstalar Flash Player de inmediato». Y otro día hablamos de los chiringuitos de formación en competencias digitales florecidos al calor del dinero público. Con una garrafa de gasolina.
Here are some white papers that you must read as a senior engineer:
When your code finally works
I was recently asked for a 100% accurate estimate on software.
Your product releases when you're "customer-driven" 😂
Despidos en el mundo tech, mes a mes. 👀
Fun fact: nothing starts with N and ends with G.
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@ShrtCrctYT My Computer ↖️ top left. Recycle bin ↘️ bottom right. No discussion😋
I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it’s like being a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse!
Dad what are clouds made of? Linux servers, mostly
You cannot get smart people to work extremely hard just for money.
@MicrosoftTeams @LinkedIn *gulps poison* I have more meetings than working time🤦🏻♂️ (But love you @MicrosoftTeams❤️)
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