David Abram 🐊 @devabram
I like to build stuff, so I build stuff. crocoder.dev Zagreb, Croatia Joined October 2014-
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I know you open your monads before use, but do you wash them?
I will start a new OCaml project with Nix setup, from 1 to 7, how gen Z does it sound?
The kids are playing musical chairs. There are three chairs and four kids left. Two consultants are observing the game. Consultant 1: "We should add a chair so every kid gets one." Consultant 2: "Too expensive. We should just reduce headcount."
I hope when AGI comes it gets a job and pays taxes, we ain't supporting no freeloader.
Maybe the real AI agentic workflows were the friends we made along the way?
So what's going in One Piece Manga? I stopped reading after Enies Lobby.
Back in 2019, I bought a new PC because I couldn't compile a Rust app into WASM without my old one just shutting itself off. WASM still sucked back then, but at least I now had a machine to play WoW Classic on.
I appreciate your API having OpenAPI docs. That's all.
@MemesOfNixOS is the only free field reporter from the war-torn Nix Discourse front. The scale of memetic collapse is staggering, and we pray for their safety. We ask Nix Moderators to uphold the Geneva Convention and not ban him. The Institute's only hope to resolve this…
Go mentioned!
Hopefully this earns me a ban from Nix's Discourse, so I don't need to read thousands of their purity spiral posts.
I am not sure how CoC became a sign of a community in a memetic collapse. Purity schism can happen with or without CoC present.
Deadlines aren't about delivering the entire scope, but the critical scope. Everything else is a bonus. You also need to account for potential surprises that life and software inevitably bring. If your team consistently allows scope creep or spends time implementing bikesheds,…
Deadlines aren't about delivering the entire scope, but the critical scope. Everything else is a bonus. You also need to account for potential surprises that life and software inevitably bring. If your team consistently allows scope creep or spends time implementing bikesheds,…

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155 Followers 164 Following Raving mathtard, C++ enjoyer, undecidable λC shill. Ardent enemy of verbosity — there is no good boilerplate. Parametric polymorphism is not expressive enough.
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Veel @VilimIII
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