Developing Dad 👨💻👶 @developing_dad
Currently in my most ambitious development sprint: 9 months to production, no QA environment, client is already angry. Status: Compiling human... 👶 🇨🇿 Czech Republic, Prague Joined December 2024-
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Let's level up.. Any tips for me? Preferably something at least a bit cringy so it can balance out my awkwardness. 💍🤞
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In the Czech republic we say "Jak na Nový rok, tak po celý rok" - what you do on New Year, you'll repeat the whole year. That means my stupid jokes will stay the same. Hurrah...
My girlfriend has a new argument that seems impossible to overrule: 🤰I carry your baby, so I'm right.
I'd like to add that I'm very brave and I'm handling the news well. My gf is fine too btw.
I'd like to add that I'm very brave and I'm handling the news well. My gf is fine too btw.
Got handed "The Baby Owner's Manual" by Louis Borgenicht today. Time to study... #DevelopingDad
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