Dev Failure @devfail1
Shit Developers Say: hilarious outtakes from meetings, random thoughts about code, rants against bad practices of both Engineering and Management. Development Hell Joined September 2012-
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That "protect the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic" part of that oath? It applies to the President, too.
That "protect the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic" part of that oath? It applies to the President, too.
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I want consistency in dismantling the government. @SnoopDogg and @WillieNelson to head the DEA!!!
I want consistency in dismantling the government. @SnoopDogg and @WillieNelson to head the DEA!!!
You're wondering where I am. (I got a secret, I got a secret) Lyrics inspired by @STYXtheBand
Replace "compiling" with "NPM Install" and this classic XKCD is relevant again. #nodejs xkcd.com/303/
. @realDonaldTrump Andrew Jackson was a Democrat. He'd be a SORE LOSER and would spread FAKE NEWS in the wake of his party's loss in 2016.
if(value===true){ //You're going to wear out your '=' key //seriously value is already t/f. Just roll with it }
"Elroy Jetson has a bus but is showing a blahrus" #testdata #nonsensical #thoseWordsDoNotGoTogether
LocalStorage? Is $rootScope too vague and scary for you? #MagicInTheBackground #AngularOnePointSix #Angular #inheritedCode
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If you're feeling overwhelmed and anxious today, remember that this is Leland Melvin's official NASA picture.
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"THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT Yesterday, the President removed the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the... fb.me/SC9FQzOf
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Suspicion that Bannon urging POTUS to egg on protests, then call in National Guard to disperse, as demonstration of power. #resistpeacefully
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@MittRomney We need you to step up and campaign with @GovGaryJohnson ! Hillary and Trump aren't fit to run this country!
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