Capt Tripps @devinkennedy22

All circus, no bread Joined October 2013

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Patrick Heizer @PatrickHeizer

8 months ago

Maryland has nice roads, good schools, clean parks, and excellent libraries. The one time I needed a permit, it was issued within a week. My eldest was born premature and had minor delays in speech. She qualified for Maryland's free "infants and toddlers" program, which sent a speech development specialist to our house every two weeks, followed by a pre-preschool program. When my wife had a preeclampsia scare, the state gave us a free blood pressure cuff. Maryland planted 625 trees in the riparian area of my farm, for free. We won one of MD's "Healthy Soil" grants, allowing us to plant hundreds more additional trees and shrubs. My beekeeper won a Frederick County Agricultural Innovation Grant, allowing him to build a professional honey processing room. So maybe the issue isn't property taxes, but your state.

Southern Chestnut 🇺🇸 @appyobliged

8 months ago

The “property tax on old people” debate has to include the fact that we don’t get any of the nice things our property taxes should pay for. My roads are a mess, schools are full of foreigners, violence and homosexuality. Our parks are full of homeless people and trash.

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Susan and Shia LaBeefsteak Family Account @Shialabeefsteak

9 months ago

America is a retard with superhuman strength.

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Steph @stephxghost

9 months ago

Lion (Flip you like…) @Champ_Lion

9 months ago

Sometimes I randomly think about how Malcom Smith has a Super Bowl MVP. Can’t wait to answer that shit on jeopardy in 20 years lmao

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Rosalind @rosalindmar19

a year ago

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

zek @zekramu

a year ago

order your groceries. saves an extra 1-2 hours a week. compounded, thats 50-100 hours a year. a whole week work of work you gain. i promise that time is more important then the $10 delivery fee

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Matt Valdez @matt_valdez

2 years ago

Drab vs. Callers is cinema

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Benedict Cryptofash @BCryptofash

3 years ago

Trump's re-election will be the greatest testament to "nothing ever happens" supremacy. When his 2nd term changes as little as his 1st and there's no one coming behind him. After the regime withstands 12 years of populist noise, nothing ever happens bros will stand undefeated.

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Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4

2 years ago

Maybe the only documentary I regard as a "must watch" and it's free on youtube

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TheHuntForTomClancy @HuntClancy

2 years ago

people forget about the first gulf war or perhaps they just don’t know — the bulldozer way of battle was an American innovation

Mairav Zonszein מרב זונשיין @MairavZ

2 years ago

I’ve read this several times and every bit of it is horrifying in ways that I’m sure anyone else who reads it can understand, for several reasons

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Lena @latsandeps

2 years ago

Like most who have read Dave McGowan’s Programmed to Kill, I was generally aware of the ritual child abuse scandal at the West Point Child Development Center, but was somewhat stymied in learning more about it by the lack of publicly available records and rather sparse reporting

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tom @Tombo_9

3 years ago

mild dune 2 spoilers but this is the funniest thing I ever seen

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Massimo @Rainmaker1973

3 years ago

Bouquet of ginkgo roses [📹 A子阳 Douyin] x.com/i/status/17059…

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Massimo @Rainmaker1973

3 years ago

A monkey's fist is a type of knot, so named because it looks somewhat like a small bunched fist or paw. It is tied at the end of a rope to serve as a weight, making it easier to throw, and also as an ornamental knot. x.com/Rainmaker1973e…

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Beenba Rito @bartsimsonreal

3 years ago

cant stop thinking about this

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wydna @wydna777

3 years ago

So Israeli intelligence knew an attack was coming but they put the music festival there anyway despite that, and then their apache gunships killed all the civilians in an indiscriminate “counterattack” the casualties of which were then all falsely attributed to hamas?

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John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner

3 years ago

I put Van Morrison into a Chinese translator and I feel like I'm going insane

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Adam πόλεως @AlasdairAdam

3 years ago

This is the best philosophy of science breakdown in a nutshell you could ever really show somebody tbh

Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King @chrishardman

3 years ago

"It makes you sound like a stupid science bitch"

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Michael Tracey @mtracey

3 years ago

Nearly 100% unanimity across the political spectrum about what a great idea an imminent US-backed invasion and occupation in the Middle East will be. No one ever learns anything, it’s hopeless

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Dust-to-Digital @dusttodigital

3 years ago

Remembering Junior Kimbrough, born on this day in 1930 in Hudsonville, Mississippi. Here he is performing “All Night Long” at his juke joint in Chulahoma, Mississippi. From the 1992 documentary “Deep Blues.”