Cape Ann, bottom shelf @_JiggityJohnson
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A new bit I’ve been doing is whenever Charlie sees a critter while we’re on a walk I’ll say “just like the one from your tv show!” Never fails to make me laugh
Sad to see September go it’s the most beautiful special month of all and I wish it would stay September forever #septemberforever
Bummer that my hair is the longest and thickest and healthiest it’s ever been but my face is becoming more monstrous every day
They should invent a home that is not 76 degrees inside no matter what you do
I just think that whoever created us wasn’t a very good engineer. They fucked up a bunch of pretty basic stuff
Amazon customer service guy is being an asshole so I farted into the phone
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Not right now sweetie I am having My nothing time
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The people on money should be mascots made up just for the money. Mr. 100
I fuckin pulled something in my back untangling my duvet. Lol. Lmao even
Not sure what exactly my neighbor is doing but by the sounds of it he’s pulling apart his porch with his bare hands
Aster? I hardly know ‘er! Just a little garden humor for you there haha
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I’m a low value female and I’m ready to start owning my truth
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