Cowboy Clayton @dfwclayton
planes, trains, and autos-da-fé. your favorite reply guy’s favorite reply guy. he/il/él/ele. instagram.com/dfwclayton/ Astoria, Queens Joined September 2008-
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Drag queen counting off happy birthday (which is in 3) with 5-6-7-8 caused me intense physical pain
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thereis AN U p T Ow N EXPRESS 2 TRAIN TO wakefieldtwohundredandfortyfirststreet approaching the station.
All Stars: All Enemies where queens compete in teams with an enemy from their season: Plane/Amanda Kandy/Tamisha Derrick/India Raven/Mimi Coco/Alyssa Joel McHale back on the judging panel next to Michelle
why does someone with a dick that big need a gun like that
Explaining MCAS to @transhudsonite using a tortilla chip as a horizontal stabilizer
If you’re listening to this week’s Las Culturistas and wondering when they stop talking about that new ****** ***** album it’s 1:00. Yes, 1 hour.
who are my Boston oomfs? New job is in Cambridge and I’ll be there in person at first, a few days a week, starting after Memorial Day. Let’s get a drink or a Dunkie’s or something
Just called my boss to give 2 weeks notice
You already know!!!!!
I believe the children are our future (educating @transhudsonite about Vanessa Williams) youtube.com/watch?v=yB8EZB…
activate happy potato dance
Why does every website need a chatbot popup? You see I tracked a package. I tracked the package. End of transaction.
EC Crippen @elmercc3
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7K Followers 3K Following 1 time appearance. I am summoned by celebrations, or by the marketing team. I always forget. 🏳️🌈tommy pickles @sofarsogoodboy
7K Followers 3K Following science advocate & human first. sad boi. supportive internet stranger. current events, pop culture and ruminations. he/him 🌈Tyler Logan @Loop528
32K Followers 3K Following Twitter Jedi // D&D player // Cryptid hunter // he/him 🏳️🌈Karen Huger’s CVS S.. @spicykezzinnugg
14K Followers 3K Following -you deserve someone who will love you in all your damaged glory- he/him🏳️🌈 NYCIncome (syn)tax @charles_jensen
15K Followers 8K Following Genre is a construct. Memoir: SPLICE OF LIFE: A MEMOIR IN 13 FILM GENRES (May 2024, @sfwp) Poems: @UAkronPress @TinderboxEdns 🏳️🌈 He/himdavid alexander @DavidADC
11K Followers 1K Following 🇵🇷 | he/him | I fell down once | praised at work for my wonderful walking skills | #BlackLivesMatterClub Chalamet VEVO @luxurytrash_
4K Followers 2K Following all opinions expressed are mine and they are objectively correct(っ◔◡◔)っ �.. @dilfmage
22K Followers 2K Following matty - (he/him/his) in Los Angeles. food. mmos. friends. beige dad. textbook leo. crunchwrap supreme extra cheese and a beefy 5 layer burrito plsJTM @muzzeltov
12K Followers 5K Following Marathoner x 5 | Educator | Emotional Hoarder | Insufferable ✌🏻#StopAsianHate #BlackLivesMatter (he/him/his) 🏳️🌈✨💖 E R I C 💖�.. @ItsMe_EricC
4K Followers 2K Following I’m here to have fun and ruin my reputation. I’m just a person that compulsively overshares on the internet.seangeee @ShirleySTANson
5K Followers 3K Following 42 and in the stew. Tired Louisvillian. Co-host of @bettecetera with @bromonaquimby He/TheyRevolu-SEANS @SeemToggle
6K Followers 4K FollowingRiley 🇨🇦🏳️.. @HellsiteManiac
114 Followers 2K Following Media, Urbanism+Transportation, Aviation, Tech, Business Strategy Snark-hating millennial Deletes tweets regularlyBearyl Streep @BearylStreep
15 Followers 122 Following I fall often but I get back up even less. I have an amazing boyfriend, am a bit of a chonk as well. Love movies but disapproves of hate crimes.David Hoyt @DavidJHoyt
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340 Followers 5K Following I am an individual. (gay/they/haygurlhay)daniel @jetBlue711
315 Followers 584 Following he/him | candidate for ordination #UCCan | silly boi | 🌈 ✝️ 🐻 | methodist | lover of 🚂✈️ 🚎 | my brand is kinda all over the placeTyler Lawrence @TyAlexLaw
597 Followers 3K Following Politics, culture, product, 🏳️🌈 (not always in that order) | Opinions my own, RTs = cries for helpmbal9990 @mbal9990
206 Followers 1K FollowingBrandon🟣 @Brey112
677 Followers 3K Following international law. war crimes expert , Irish + Jewish, DC native, DC, Dublin, London are home 🌹 citizen of 🇮🇪🇮🇱🇺🇸🇦🇹little lesbian tortur.. @thatguyuptown
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54 Followers 180 Following anything but cars 🏳️🌈💺👾 jet lag: the game fan #teambeninshallah they find h.. @ikeapsycho
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24 Followers 962 Following I am a lively and cheerful girl who would like to meet a good friend.Harriet_ @Harriet18835916
26 Followers 2K Followingjason (he/him) @veg_daddy
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121 Followers 307 FollowingC.T. @BackroadsGay
10K Followers 373 Following if your dick can’t touch the back of my throat, you can’t touch my heartXavier D. Stickler @XavierDStickler
214 Followers 149 Following If Barbur Blvd. was a person: curvy, too wide, useless. Transit, architecture, urban geography.sally messy raphael @Jake_Rudy
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3 Followers 396 FollowingVvvvjjkl @g640027
35 Followers 475 Followingneedforbeef @needforbeef1
14 Followers 1K Followingpd @garouxdeslarmes
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485 Followers 1K Following Bostonian masquerading as a New Yorker. Vegas nerd. Graphic designer based in NYC. he/him/his #VGK #VegasBornc @user12546373
0 Followers 448 FollowingRafael Quintanar @HRHtheDentist
1K Followers 1K Following Dentist. 2019 Adult Gold Men’s Champion. Somerville.Joe Patry @realjoepatry
472 Followers 3K FollowingBiggest Twink @RealUmberger
24 Followers 62 FollowingEric Crumrine @ECrumrine
5K Followers 4K Following Host: @TheQueerXP | Writer (#amquerying) | Horror / Sci-Fi / Fantasy geek 🤓| Runner, Video gamer, local concert / theater goer | #BlackLivesMatter | He/TheyMAphotoDFW @maphotodfw
1K Followers 4K Following DFW based photographer #photographer #photography #photos #malephotos #malephotographyCUBSTER3550 @Cubster3550
600 Followers 4K Following Mild to wild In DFW AREA and looking for fun. hmu if you wanna mingle.Bryce Quartz’s Back.. @itsbrycequartz
3K Followers 161 Following this is my new backup account cause Elon fired all his employees and I got locked out of my main account 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 anyways I’m your dad’s favorite rapperLorenzo @LorenzoCab33714
74 Followers 483 FollowingKayla Moody @Kaylamooddy
22 Followers 372 FollowingJeff Thompson @jthompson19581
3 Followers 12 FollowingAlicja Blechman @AlicjBlechma
43 Followers 5K FollowingWolf Jacob Maurdueira @maureyacob
852 Followers 5K Following La vida es como un espejo: te sonríe si la miras sonriendo. No hay ninguna cosa seria que no pueda decirse con una sonrisa.EC Crippen @elmercc3
10K Followers 5K Following Taco Bell - Star Trek - Hair - Piano - He/Him - Actually joined Twitter in 2009 I just get suspended a lot 🥰👬manbearcat @manbearkitten
57K Followers 966 Following 🏳️🌈🪶 (2S) lawyer in san francisco. you’re gonna see a lot of cat content. he/him/his. hubby is @catdaddymd. citizen of ᏣᎳᎩᎯ ᎠᏰᎵ (@cherokeenation). #BLMlocal swamp gay 🦝�.. @localswampgay
12K Followers 1K Following I’m usually baking something. he/him 📷🏃🏻👨🏻🍳🏳️🌈BrandonKCMO➡️PNW�.. @bmiller1027
27K Followers 11K Following Queer observer of the chaos | 😺😺 Dad | 👨🏻🤝👨🏽@clintfromdallas | he | him | his ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 | KCMO➡️ PDX - PNW is now home 😂🤷🏻♂️うさぎ Dragon @DisneyDragon
7K Followers 3K Following 1 time appearance. I am summoned by celebrations, or by the marketing team. I always forget. 🏳️🌈tommy pickles @sofarsogoodboy
7K Followers 3K Following science advocate & human first. sad boi. supportive internet stranger. current events, pop culture and ruminations. he/him 🌈Tyler Logan @Loop528
32K Followers 3K Following Twitter Jedi // D&D player // Cryptid hunter // he/him 🏳️🌈Karen Huger’s CVS S.. @spicykezzinnugg
14K Followers 3K Following -you deserve someone who will love you in all your damaged glory- he/him🏳️🌈 NYCIncome (syn)tax @charles_jensen
15K Followers 8K Following Genre is a construct. Memoir: SPLICE OF LIFE: A MEMOIR IN 13 FILM GENRES (May 2024, @sfwp) Poems: @UAkronPress @TinderboxEdns 🏳️🌈 He/himdavid alexander @DavidADC
11K Followers 1K Following 🇵🇷 | he/him | I fell down once | praised at work for my wonderful walking skills | #BlackLivesMatterClub Chalamet VEVO @luxurytrash_
4K Followers 2K Following all opinions expressed are mine and they are objectively correct(っ◔◡◔)っ �.. @dilfmage
22K Followers 2K Following matty - (he/him/his) in Los Angeles. food. mmos. friends. beige dad. textbook leo. crunchwrap supreme extra cheese and a beefy 5 layer burrito plsJTM @muzzeltov
12K Followers 5K Following Marathoner x 5 | Educator | Emotional Hoarder | Insufferable ✌🏻#StopAsianHate #BlackLivesMatter (he/him/his) 🏳️🌈✨💖 E R I C 💖�.. @ItsMe_EricC
4K Followers 2K Following I’m here to have fun and ruin my reputation. I’m just a person that compulsively overshares on the internet.seangeee @ShirleySTANson
5K Followers 3K Following 42 and in the stew. Tired Louisvillian. Co-host of @bettecetera with @bromonaquimby He/TheyRevolu-SEANS @SeemToggle
6K Followers 4K FollowingRodney @_ChanFace
2K Followers 2K Following I make transit construction timelines! 🚧 🚇 Transit Politics & Planning | Cities | @UWaterloo Planning ‘26 | 22 | He/Him | 🇨🇦 🇭🇰 🏳️🌈jason (he/him) @veg_daddy
18K Followers 2K Following cute red-headed chorine. partnered. @chicagomusicalC.T. @BackroadsGay
10K Followers 373 Following if your dick can’t touch the back of my throat, you can’t touch my heartsally messy raphael @Jake_Rudy
1K Followers 1K Following Probably thinking about Christine Baranski. past: higher ed. present: HR. always: trying. Tweets are my own opinion, of course. (he/him)pd @garouxdeslarmes
3K Followers 3K Following Pronouns: He*Him*His 🙋🏻♂️ 🏳️🌈 I love music, especially female singer/songwriters 🎶🎥📀📕🏋🏻♀️🧘🏻♂️🐈✌🏼♎️ 🎮 Madonna Stan 💃🏼UMass Bostonzach s @zschutzy
756 Followers 845 Following PhD in machine learning under social constraints | transit complainer/enthusiast | sword owner he/himRafael Quintanar @HRHtheDentist
1K Followers 1K Following Dentist. 2019 Adult Gold Men’s Champion. Somerville.Jay @Jay93576859
327 Followers 1K FollowingEric Crumrine @ECrumrine
5K Followers 4K Following Host: @TheQueerXP | Writer (#amquerying) | Horror / Sci-Fi / Fantasy geek 🤓| Runner, Video gamer, local concert / theater goer | #BlackLivesMatter | He/TheyBryce Quartz’s Back.. @itsbrycequartz
3K Followers 161 Following this is my new backup account cause Elon fired all his employees and I got locked out of my main account 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 anyways I’m your dad’s favorite rapperSid @sidifers
1K Followers 922 Following 5’4 • Daddy of 2 🐶 • Always making my ex proud • I sell 🏡 in any Utah CountyAlex Thee Scallion @alexthescallion
15K Followers 1K Following if Jessica Walter (RIP) and Ke$ha had a baby. mtg, gardening, pokemon, photography, poetry, & dogs. he/him 🏳️🌈Jose Medellin @JMedellinNYC
467 Followers 1K Following New Yorker by heart, Mexican by birth. Progressive. interested in the arts 🏳️🌈 @GoodwillNYNJ public affairs guy, views are my ownKatrina Waters ✨ @MsKatrinaWaters
4K Followers 4K Following lBLACK TRANS LIVES MATTER • He/ Him • Insta: KatrinaWaters504. I’m just tryna to pay my bills and eat some chicken🤷🏻♂️Garreth Browne @garrethbrowne
8K Followers 3K Following not a lot going on at the moment 🇮🇪 (He/Him)MORPHINE 👻 @morphinelovemua
46K Followers 1K Following RPDR 16 🏁✨ 🙈 she/they business: [email protected]Choire @Choire
51K Followers 2K Following I'm a reporter for @nymag and you can reach me at Choire dot Sicha at voxmedia dot com. ಠ_ಠRich @terpswag
1K Followers 4K Following I’m not exactly sure what I’m doing, but I’m on the clock for it so 🤷🏽♂️| Figuring it out as I go | Venmo @terpswag - CashApp $terpswagthe daddy divino 👼.. @funkydivino
223 Followers 660 Following Philly's Furry Fireball, the Bearish Bolide of Burlesque 🧸☄️// New York Feist, Miami Spice // occasionally nsfw & always hard at it ✊🏿✊🏾// 🇵🇷🇻🇮divino chorizzo @rizzo1811
354 Followers 425 Following Calling yourself papi is the least papi thing ever / Hondutaliano🇭🇳🇮🇹 / gay but I like girls @funkydivino 💍SWEET ⭐️ PURE/HON.. @crikeyitsamikey
934 Followers 5K Following Tejano, composer, music director, Beyoncé and Mariah stan, lyricist (in that order) | he/himErick.Sanchez93 @Sanchez93Erick
126 Followers 73 Following 📍Norwalk, Ct 🇲🇽 Mexican 🎼 Singer/Musician ☕️ Coffee Lover 🏳️🌈Daniel @DeepDishhh
451 Followers 586 Following 6’5 | PE Coach 👨🏻🏫 | I play Valorant & DBD (PC) | Love horror movies, shows and reading 👹👻😈🍕📺📚moschinhoe @moschinhooe
303 Followers 617 Following Una vez una profesora me dijo mustia y se sintió IN - CRE. | HFT | Photographer. EN/SP/ITTara Fayazi @tubataraaa
280 Followers 955 Following Elementary Music Teacher 🎼 Drum Major for the Queer Big Apple Corps Marching Band 🌈 they/themCowboy Connie @congraturitos
406 Followers 2K Following for legal reasons this is a joke 👨🎓👨⚕️🏳️🌈Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage
7K Followers 406 Following bicoastal effete || mom has entered the charm bracelet phase of menopause || opinions my own unless they're cringeTanner Adell @tanneradell
26K Followers 7 Following independent country pop artist releasing music since 2021 🫧Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy
205K Followers 1K Following ancient reptile. stern but fair. | Omar on Platonic | Apple TV+Steve @steleo27
124 Followers 1K Following Here to enjoy shows, games, music, men. 🔞 DM for alt | 33 | ♓️ | 🏳️🌈 | he/they PKMGO:0263-3135-6815Candide is and will always be that bitch
Did you know there’s a small country called Andorra in the Pyrenees between Spain and France ruled by Co-Princes who are the President of France and a Spanish Catholic bishop? Well now you do. 🇦🇩 🇦🇩🇦🇩
So many people are wearing their harnesses backwards at gear night. BUCKLES IN FRONT.
She brought out the Renaissance tour gown tonight
What’s that picture that makes you say “Wow my ass is so fat”?
And I’d like to see how your hair would fare at this dinner #WHCD
I don’t often make out with cute boys while I bartend but last night was a different story. Thanks hot Kyle you are a good kisser
Man the margs at Arriba will really get you
emotional maturity of a kid from South Park
Please don’t be satire. Please don’t be satire. Please don’t be satire. Please don’t be satire. Please don’t be satire. Please don’t be satire.
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Two gender critical feminists being treated in hospital after a “serious altercation” in a public bathroom in which both thought the other was transgender.
When Audra McDonald and Michael John LaChiusa get together, you know cunt will be served
if your name is Shane and you’re trying to order an Uber from Glow in DC for your friend Brian, put the bottle down and get the right Brian’s number 🙃
I went to the mother toilet and no one knew you
My sister’s co-maid of honor and I had several drinks and sang a lot of show tunes that weren’t asked of us tonight