Diabolical Developer @diabolicaldev

Best practices are for wimps - all variables must be named x and your code held in one file. Don't forget - never communicate or share with your peers. London, UK Joined February 2011

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Diabolical Developer @diabolicaldev

4 years ago

A Portuguese national living in France who just ordered German white wine. One of many reasons the EU is strangely awesome.

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Javier Feliu 👋 🇵🇦 @JavierFeliuA

6 years ago

Here is a fantastic keynote by @diabolicaldev at @JoyOfCoding 2019. It was funny, entertaining, and had plenty of food for thoughts. #100DaysOfCode The Cloud Native Diabolical Developer buff.ly/35JoT95

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Steve Poole @spoole167

6 years ago

Here’s @diabolicaldev tap dancing at @ljcjug unconf

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Diabolical Developer @diabolicaldev

6 years ago

Thanks @Devoxx that was really fun - such a great audience - remember: “Developers developers developers developers developers” #DevoxxBE #devoxx2019

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Diabolical Developer @diabolicaldev

6 years ago

Hey #DevoxxBE - I bet you miss me more than I miss my monolith - see you in room five at 1:50 where we can commiserate together.

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Trisha Gee @trisha_gee

6 years ago

Hey ladies (everyone else who needs to hear this): Be cheeky and ask for things. For yourself, for your network, for those you mentor. We might feel bad "abusing" our position/network/privilege, but others are doing this anyway. Let's be realistic and use what's there for us.

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Microsoft Azure @Azure

6 years ago

Join @karianna and @kcpeppe at 3:00 PM on 9/18/19 for an intimate Q&A about jClarity and Java at Microsoft. We'll see you at Microsoft Booth #1511 at #OOW19: msft.social/8xqySl

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Diabolical Developer @diabolicaldev

6 years ago

Day one - Tap Tap Tap - figuring our how to use #outlook on a loaner surface pro running #windows 7 - *takes a deep breath*....

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Diabolical Developer @diabolicaldev

6 years ago

Well you can’t *really* complain where I landed now can you? 😈

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Diabolical Developer @diabolicaldev

6 years ago

10x engineer? What is this nonsense! There’s only the 100x engineer. Me. #onlyiamallowedtocommitcode

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Venkat Subramaniam @venkat_s

6 years ago

Software: “Enter new password.” Me: ... S: “Create a stronger password.” Me: .... S: “This is similar to a password you used in the past. Choose a different one.” Me: eh, ok. ..... S: “Password changed. Would you like us to email it to you?” Me: Murder me.

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Kelly Vaughn @kvlly

6 years ago

SEEKING JUNIOR DEVELOPER Requirements: - Have 12 years development experience - Can immediately understand and know how to use every library we decide to use without telling you what they are - Be willing to work 18 hour days Salary: $12,000/year