Mike McAllister @dieforzero5050
I love reptiles, Comedy, and fucking with people Phoenix Joined February 2010-
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@danieltosh are you watching that one guy one jar video?
@taliashepard I found my twitter account its Mike lol
HAHA IM THE ONLY STORM CHASER IN ARIZONA im also a bank robber :)
O GUESS WHAT IM A STORM CHASER NOW MUTHA FUCKERS
THe Aquarium is gonna give me an interview yay i gets to swim with the fishes yay
AT FUCKING SCHOOL WITH SOME FINE ASS BITCHES YA HOE
@CraigyFerg you really need to watch this video it has a robot skeleton scaring people! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQxJhvxYoSk
Hey Michael Need followers follow me at @dieforzero5050 ELLEN ROCKS MY CHICKEN POX!
DAMN YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS BUT WOW!
@danieltosh You inspired me with your wet t shirt contest so i decided to do one of my own. I did it to fat chicks though i like it that way
TODAY I FOUND THE ULTIMATE PUDDLE AND MADE A TIDLE WAVE EASILY 7 to 8 feet high IT WAS AWESOME!
THERE ARE TO MANY FREAKING THUNDERSTORMS AND I LOVEEE IT
Im still new at this whole tweeting thing butt butt i said im gonna learn and once people start following me I WILL RULE THE FUCKING WORLD!
I think we need to name earthquakes just like how we name the fucking hurricanes
@CraigyFerg I really cant wait for the robot skeleton Im very excited but i feel as though you should add the triceratops from the last show
Someone was killed by a killer whale at seaworld today no shit
@CraigyFerg Dear Craig If I join your robot skeleton army do i have to pay taxes or is it free?
Holy Crap i left the water on i think i dont know maybe maybe not HAHA
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