Arsalan @differentarslan
Avid reader of books on finance, Law & History. Logical, Pet Lover, not a fan of ur political party, Sports Enthusiast. Messi & Federer. Simulation Joined April 2012-
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this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat
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i hate when teachers are like “if I make an exception for you, i’d have to make an exception for everyone.” do you fucking know what an exception means
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Never skip low quality videos 😂
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Obvious attempt at insurance fraud caught on camera!
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i told my baby cousin a watermelon was going to grow in his stomach because he ate some of the seeds and I kid you not, he looked me straight in the eyes and said “nope because there's no sunlight so you're wrong and school has failed you" 😂 He's 8.
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Rule no 1. Don't skip Arab memes Rule no 2. Read rule 1 again 😂😂😂😂
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the masculine urge to solve a murder case in a town like this
the masculine urge to solve a murder case in a town like this
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I want to look like this in my 90s
I want to look like this in my 90s
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The sad thing is that we all became the character we laughed at most
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take a pregnancy test Now
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The craziest thing about Tylenol and autism is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.
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The official response from Tylenol is just brutal 😏
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Kabir ke do hey!
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Michael Jordan is from Jordan
Michael Jordan is from Jordan
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Our bad.
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Idc if I get fired, Charlie Kirk had it coming My name is Noah Schnapp and I play Will Byers on the Netflix show Stranger Things.
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This Week's Onion Magazine:
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Yes, I'm repeating myself but I must. North Korea is portrayed as being the worst country on earth. Every crime and atrocity is referred to as being “like North Korea.” But who bombs hospitals and uses starvation as a weapon? We should describe evil doing as being “like Israel.”
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The Onion is undefeated.
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