chris @disastopher
Don't go chasin waterfalls Joined October 2012-
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“ hold music hits sour note - some customers want CVS to change its tune “ This mornings headline on GMA
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heard someone say “idear” 3 times too many today.
everyone a gangsta nowadays till they dice an onion.
If you wanna end our friendship, lemme catch you with Scott toilet paper at ya house.
“Katt Williams allegedly threw salt shaker at restaurant manager” how you allegedly throw a salt shaker?
I like to keep a couple emergency shooters hidden behind the eggs.
@bbarnett12 no. years ago when this shit came out you had me download @Echofon Which is like having a Nokia. @twitter refuses to let me use my same @disastopher. so now I’m being held hostage by @Echofon, trapped in the sunken place.
Just found out Taryn never saw Next Friday either. Guess what I'm doin.
Just found out Taryn never saw Friday. Guess what I'm doin right now.
Filet-O-Fish on sale today. Treat your soul right by giving money to this multibillion dollar cooperation in lieu of a charity or somehing
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