DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

There is not enough klonopin in the world to get me through my thank-you note craft project.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

Accidentally roofied myself last night. My psych appointment is going to be very interesting. SOS.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

You can sleep when you're dead.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

Also, I will rip you to shreds you repulsive little cunts.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

To all the girls who are talking about me right now: thank you for making me the center of your world.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

I hate everyone.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

Chemically speaking, alcohol IS a solution.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

Telling people off today just because.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

Ruining lives? It's just my favorite Olympic sport.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

No, Stayci, I didn't spell your name wrong. Your parents did.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

Playing with fire.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

Packing without Adderall is like... I don't know, there's just nothing comparable.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

Sometimes you have to drink because you're too drunk to do anything else.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

Just heard someone say, "I don't get hungover." Well, then, you're doing it wrong.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

Everyone is mad at me today and it's not even 9am. Ask me if I give a fuck.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

When I said I wanted someone with a sense of humor, I meant I want someone with MY sense of humor.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

I'd be less of a bitch, but why?

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

Not all assholes are dietitians, but all dietitians are assholes.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

I love when the weather matches my mood.

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DISORDERED BITCH @disorderedbetch

12 years ago

Depressed because I don't know where @kirvann is

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