𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝 @dispatchdisshit

Running on cuss words, sarcasm, and barely any sleep 😂😂 United States Joined December 2017

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Mom brainnnnn @notmyemergency6

5 years ago

To the people who put up multiple Christmas trees, what’s it like being rich? 😂

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DispatchMess @DispatchMess

5 years ago

YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO INFORMATION ON AN ACTIVE SCENE. YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO INFORMATION ON AN ACTIVE SCENE. YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO INFORMATION ON AN ACTIVE SCENE. YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO INFORMATION ON AN ACTIVE SCENE.

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Sarpy Scanner @Sarpy_Scanner

5 years ago

Fire/Active Shooter: Sonic 1307 Cornhusker Rd. Uhaul full of fireworks on fire by the building with an active shooter inside. Bellevue: B1 E1 E31 E41 M1 M31 TAC: 16 Time Out: 21:31 Bellevue PD Expediting

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CrankyAir @CrankyAirwaves

5 years ago

*looks up from book* ...just checking...yup, world is still a total shit show. *goes back to book*

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𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝 @dispatchdisshit

5 years ago

Anyone wanna play evil apples??? 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

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𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝 @dispatchdisshit

5 years ago

Sooooo good 💕💕💕💕

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𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝 @dispatchdisshit

5 years ago

911 what’s the address of your emergency Caller: Well actually I didn’t call up to give you the address of my emergency. I called to treat you like shit like I have been for the last 4 years so maybe you will pull your head out of your ass and do your fucking job. Good bye.

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𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 🫠 @annoyedispatchr

5 years ago

Who’s working the night shift with me tonight?

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PureCODM @PureCODM

5 years ago

I honestly don't understand how people don't get bored from codm after reaching legendary

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𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝 @dispatchdisshit

5 years ago

I have been staying off here cause all I want to do is bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but I’m still alive 👋👋

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𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 @lawandordertv

5 years ago

To all of the Diehards patiently waiting for November 12.

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Lincoln Police @Lincoln_Police

5 years ago

Shooting Update - West Welter Drive

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𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝 @dispatchdisshit

5 years ago

My coworker deadass put the person is acting “ratical” 🤣

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𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝 @dispatchdisshit

5 years ago

Getting hung up on when calling the deputies out never gets old 🙄🙄

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𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 🫠 @annoyedispatchr

5 years ago

Twitter dispatch is the kids in the cafeteria with the loudest laughs that don’t give a fuck in the world. They just like having a great time and enjoy each others company. Facebook dispatchers are the proper ones that look over and roll their eyes. I love twitter dispatch!