Django The Bird @djangothebird

Hard day at work; struggled to convince ball that it is a CUTIEPIE in our beak-to-beak therapy. Thankfully I have a chewtoy to come home to!

Sunshine on my birdcage makes me haaappyyy...

Check out my bachelor pad! It's got a step-ladder, shiny bell, seed cache and au naturale wooden perches. All it needs is a hot chick. Sigh.

Every morning, mum sniffs my wings and says my feathers smell like cucumbers. So I called her a potato head. We're not on speaking terms...

This beautiful Spring I am reminded of romance: one little bird fell in love with a little millet seed, and he ate it! (tiny bird burp)

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Mum should go easy on the apple cider in my water. At this rate, I'll soon be too tipsy to balance on one foot!

Mum and Dad tell me that I have an international following of fans. I'm embarrassed, I'm just a bird from the bushlands!

I have a new girlfriend, her name is Ball! She hangs from the ceiling on yellow rope. She is a CUTIEPIE! BABY BIRD! CUTIEPIE!

GRR...! Where's my entourage?! I missed out on a five-minute cheek rub this morning, my spinach-leaf detox and millet reward treat. Sigh.

I'm suffering from IBS - Irritable Bird Syndrome. I'm less than a year old and I'm ALREADY molting feathers and attacking stray fingers!

Humans go to something called a "gym" to work out, but I reckon my routine is much better! *Huff* Peck-click-millet... peck-click-millet...

ACHOO! Swine flu my scaly talon, I've a nasty case of bird flu! I'm a classic teacosy: cute tweet sneezes and fluffed up feathers.

Nearly broke my beak today trying to pull apart the adhesive of my seed bell. It's much more satisfying to pluck the bark off my perch!

Boy, those unrolled oats taste good, but not as good as French millet. So exotic and snackworthy... je suis le grand un oiseau!

An Australian native flower! Now I can floss my beak morning and night with this attractively coloured bottle-brush branch in my cage.

Mum played a YouTube video of another tweeting bird and I got jealous. So jealous that I started tweeting myself. That'll show her!

Hair gel is for humans. This thick brown branch is for birds - the more hip way to keep your head feathers straight!

How do you treat insomnia? Hmm... one seed, two seed, three seed. Wait, I'm a bird! I don't know how to count! And what is insomnia?!

Had an afternoon micro-nap and I'm feeling fine! Time for some more singing about the sky, methinks...