rachel, human disaster @dontlikerelish

i love my cats and taylor swift cleveland Joined July 2012

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rachel, human disaster @dontlikerelish

3 days ago

sometimes you just have to laugh that you are writing your cats memorial instagram post and the app suggests that you add SexyBack or Turn My Swag On as song options

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7 days ago

genuinely how do you survive working with The Most Annoying People In The World

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3 weeks ago

genuinely maybe this was PR friendship

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2 years ago

genuinely maybe this was PR friendship

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Trident True - y @TridentTruee

3 months ago

I have to get something off of my chest The MLB app is one of the most unusable apps on my phone. It’s deplorable. As someone who works in software for a living I’ve seen like 1000 companies make better apps with almost no funding.

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a month ago

girl 12am Thursday does NOT mean what you think it means here 😭😭😭😭

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a month ago

girl 12am Thursday does NOT mean what you think it means here 😭😭😭😭

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a month ago

can’t find the right words but it’s really really really vile and awful of someone to wear a tr*mp hat to a national park in this climate

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a month ago

oh but i thought the whole point of whacking mason rudolph with a helmet was bc he was racist—

ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland

a month ago

oh but i thought the whole point of whacking mason rudolph with a helmet was bc he was racist—

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2 months ago

this is again my formal plea to move the browns to brook park bc cleveland CANNOT handle any event traffic

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2 months ago

there should be a service that connects your pinterest to depop so you can buy based on that

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2 months ago

i also have never been on an airplane and then said this is great i wish the person next to me was drenched in sweat and smelled terrible

rachel, human disaster @dontlikerelish

2 months ago

i also have never been on an airplane and then said this is great i wish the person next to me was drenched in sweat and smelled terrible

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2 months ago

everyone says put gyms in airports but i have never once worked out and then said this is great let me sit in my sweat for the next three hours in a metal tube

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rachel, human disaster @dontlikerelish

3 months ago

happy sunday to my neighbors, who seem to be celebrating the 13th of July! and the 12th and 11th and 10th and 9th and 8th and LITERALLY JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

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rachel, human disaster @dontlikerelish

3 months ago

some of you all in Standing Room Only at Progressive Field need to invest in better deodorant

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3 months ago

they need to invent melatonin for cats for when you’re trying to sleep

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3 months ago

i try to consume ethically but sometimes it feels like this: The Company Who Made All The Nails Holding Your House Together Is Evil. Rip Them Out Or You Hate Women.

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4 months ago

RIP ted mosby, you would have loved ‘after midnight’ by chappell roan

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5 months ago

because why are you putting back on your shoes IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LINE instead of moving out of the way to the designated benches huh????

alli @sonofalli

5 months ago

because why are you putting back on your shoes IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LINE instead of moving out of the way to the designated benches huh????

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5 months ago

so i was at pirates/guardians in sept. when manzardo hit his first 2 mlb career home runs then i was at pirates/guardians when he became 1st cle player to land a ball in the allegheny. coincidence? @CleGuardians hmmm