Toccata and Fugue in D minor @doublebackflips

The story of my life told through idiotic tweets. ~ mitchellcoia.us Venezia Joined February 2013

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Toccata and Fugue in D minor @doublebackflips

4 years ago

What weighs more

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a month ago

Pokemon cards smell like IPAs

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Awesomust @awesomust

2 months ago

Aaaaaaand THERE you go. What we all knew this was about. Like every authoritarian surveillance dystopia, it’s not about behavior or crime, but opposition to tyranny

Headquarters @HQNewsNow

2 months ago

Unearthed video: Leaked Flock webinar reveals Flock employees teaching police how to surveil anti-Trump No Kings protestors and track their vehicles.

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Toccata and Fugue in D minor @doublebackflips

2 months ago

Just pd twice

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2 months ago

I hate x the everything app

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Toccata and Fugue in D minor @doublebackflips

2 months ago

My husband made it for me

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Toccata and Fugue in D minor @doublebackflips

3 months ago

"This fuckin guy" has gotta be a top 3 sentence

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Toccata and Fugue in D minor @doublebackflips

3 months ago

And what if I just had coleslaw for dinner? #white

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Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

NWS New York NY @NWSNewYorkNY

4 months ago

Smell smoke this morning? Its coming from a wildfire outbreak in Ontario. While it should not impact air quality much today, smoke at the surface could increase Wednesday into Thursday, potentially reducing visibilities and air quality. High temperatures may also be limited.

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Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ

4 months ago

Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris

4 months ago

I am saddened to learn of the passing of my former colleague, Senator Lindsey Graham. He was full of wit, energy, and charm, and he cared deeply about the Senate and the people of South Carolina. Doug and I are sending our thoughts and our prayers to his friends and loved ones.