. @dougboneparrt

President at Bone Fide Wealth • CNBC Advisor Council • Memelord • Posts ≠ Financial Advice • The Joint Account: https://t.co/skpLuLuyQt linktr.ee/dougboneparth 7 World Trade Center - NYC Joined September 2015

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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth

a month ago

Everyone is good with money until they leave the house or have access to the internet.

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a month ago

I was feeling overwhelmed and stressed out, so I went for a 60-minute walk. Now I am overwhelmed, stressed out, and my legs are tired.

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a month ago

Laundry: Washing = 45 minutes Drying = 60 minutes Folding = 7 to 10 business days

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5 months ago

We wrote a book on money and relationships. Money Together Out October 28th.

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2 months ago

The stock market is not a casino. A casino gives me drinks when I lose my money.

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2 months ago

The sexual tension between Elon Musk and Sam Altman keeps building.

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2 months ago

Looks like whoever is in charge of the CPI data gets to keep their job today.

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2 months ago

Vacationing with another family is a high-risk situation but, when it works, it’s pure magic. This week’s newsletter explains how you can pull it off. New on The Joint Account. readthejointaccount.com/p/housemates

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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth

2 months ago

Trump extends China tariff deadline by 900 days. I mean 90 days. Whatever. Doesn’t really matter.

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2 months ago

While I don’t wish another 2008 on anyone, older millennials graduated in the worst job market since the Great Depression. Not sure I feel all that bad for coders who can’t land $165,000/year jobs right out of school. I think they’ll be just fine.

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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth

2 months ago

Did that IQ test that’s going around on here. It came back negative. God is good.

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2 months ago

Pre-orders are one of the most powerful ways to support authors. They signal excitement to booksellers and can influence how widely a book is stocked and promoted. We would be SO grateful if you pre-ordered Money Together. Your support means the world to us!

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2 months ago

lnk.to/moneytogether

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2 months ago

Most people don’t want to be rich. They want enough money to not have to worry anymore.

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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth

2 months ago

Happy 40th Birthday to this beautiful woman! You’ll never find someone as smart, loving, and inspiring as @averagejoelle. I’m beyond lucky to have you by my side. You’re the best thing to ever happen to me and our girls.

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2 months ago

Congrats to everyone who did nothing!

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2 months ago

The IRS Commissioner has been fired. We don’t need to pay taxes anymore!

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2 months ago

Kindness is the ultimate cheat code in life, especially when it comes to customer service. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve quickly solved a problem or gotten what I wanted just by being kind to someone.

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2 months ago

“Would you like 6 sticks of string cheese?” - “No that’s way too much cheese!” “What if I deep fry them and serve with a side of marinara sauce?” - “That sounds amazing!”