Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth
President at Bone Fide Wealth • CNBC Advisor Council • Memelord • Posts ≠ Financial Advice • The Joint Account: https://t.co/CNtZzhgQMu linktr.ee/dougboneparth 7 World Trade Center - NYC Joined June 2010-
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but taxing unrealized capital gains is dumb.
It’s take your child to work day. I’m very excited to show my daughter where I go to cry.
The Invisible Costs series returns! This month, we shine a light on travel and some of the hidden expenses that come with taking a trip. $25 cans of sunblock anyone?! New on The Joint Account. thejointaccount.beehiiv.com/p/invisible-tr…
BREAKING: Tesla stock surges on worse than expected earnings.
“Mark Zuckerberg was a dropout.” Yeah, he dropped out of Harvard not 10th grade social studies.
Online I’m stupid, but in real life I am stupid.
Just a friendly reminder that the investment with the greatest return is spending time with your loved ones. Have an awesome weekend.
Soon we won’t be able to tell the difference between the robots and humans.
It’s funny how drinking 8 glasses of water in a day seems impossible, but downing 8 beers in a few hours with the boys couldn’t be easier.
Red Lobster is considering a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing. I guess you could say the company is in hot water.
The term “allowance” is infantilizing and carries a notion of undue permission that has no place in an equitable relationship. New on The Joint Account. thejointaccount.beehiiv.com/p/sunny-days
How to afford a house: 1. Build a time machine
*finishes taxes* Me: Okay, I owe $1,300. IRS: Do you? Me: Do I? IRS: You’ll find out!
Good morning to everyone except those who want war.
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@dougboneparth Had to do a hard drive clean up every 6 months back then
@dougboneparth 2 years ago limewire has returned. As I'm the person behind the gif limewire painting for this one.
@dougboneparth “And same moment I already knew how proudly to lose family portfolio in 2024 “
@dougboneparth Now you can use the Seeker app on your mobile phone. Same thing.
@dougboneparth Mom: "What are you doing dear?" Doug: "I'm researching hair product mom, jeeez!"
Downloading a *free* game from Ares
All the latest hits 😂
@JeffTutorials @dougboneparth Way before your time lol
@dougboneparth That's how I lost my bitcoin in 2009 🥲 and a rogue smoothie
@dougboneparth Bonaparte wen he crops and posts the popular meme going around….