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Then flipping REST HIM as he’s currently a waste of a shirt. Not hard is it?
Then flipping REST HIM as he’s currently a waste of a shirt. Not hard is it?
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There’s a lot of talk about the manager not getting the targets he wanted in the window. However, it’s him - and only him - that keeps picking the shit and getting shitter/woefully out of form Fernandez every game. Case rests.
I’d start Alexander Armstrong ahead of Gittens.
I’d start Alexander Armstrong ahead of Gittens.
The only regret is resigning the one dimensional show pony.
The only regret is resigning the one dimensional show pony.
What an absolute gentleman. You go with all our love 💙#benchillwellwontheeuropeancup
What an absolute gentleman. You go with all our love 💙#benchillwellwontheeuropeancup
The minimum a professional footballer should be able to do is make a decision and pick a pass. Yes Enzo Fernandez, I’m talking about you.
Cuida de nuestro chico @SevillaFC_ENG, es una leyenda #welljustcallyoudave
Cuida de nuestro chico @SevillaFC_ENG, es una leyenda #welljustcallyoudave
Just to say Buonanotte will do more for Chelsea than Garnacho. (To be fair, I’ll do more for. Chelsea than Garnacho but you get the point)
Fulham reject, Fulham reject hallo hallo 💚🤍
Fulham reject, Fulham reject hallo hallo 💚🤍
And this is why I’ve always bored you about Pat Nevin @gate14clobber
And this is why I’ve always bored you about Pat Nevin @gate14clobber
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💚🤍
Theeeeeere’s a star man, playing doon the right 💚🤍
Theeeeeere’s a star man, playing doon the right 💚🤍
A quick reminder. Melts.
A quick reminder. Melts. https://t.co/NpjRrZmv2L
Lad will never hit a ball like that again. My heart is broken … 💚🤍 #UEL #mydtyjlland
Fernandez. Don’t even load the gun mate, ain’t getting out the holster. Fugazi.
Fernandez. Don’t even load the gun mate, ain’t getting out the holster. Fugazi.
If it’s not Conor your head needs a wobble.
If it’s not Conor your head needs a wobble.
Just missing your European cups there treacle
Just missing your European cups there treacle
Oh fuck off you PR jizzing club sponsored wet wipe. Can you imagine Don Carlo with these players? “In spite of” not “because of”.
Oh fuck off you PR jizzing club sponsored wet wipe. Can you imagine Don Carlo with these players? “In spite of” not “because of”.
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