dave parker @dp3oe

I’ve grown over came the darkest period of my life. While being the best at quitting, the wen id masterfully became the best at that, I moved on to stopping & in record time of became the best at stopping. Only to try my hand at giving up.Two Angeles & God seen.

@christianhosoi You got to take a few to make a few. Bless you & yours. dp...

@worldcupsk8 WCSk8. Danelle Bostic. Hi, howz every little old dam thing, you were missed. dp...

This girl "WHALES IT OUT"!!! dp... youtube.com/watch?v=GT4D1l…

Optimism : I'm positive something bad is going to happen in the future, but that's how you get your best story's. dp. @ thesmokeyho

Prostate check ? F-that, I'll go be with God and my friends before that happens!!! They got me @ 11 years old, shit. That's rape. Write it !

"Ron Shock" holding court in heaven right now.Some of his finest work could be herd on a long ride to the next show. Quote- "thesmokeyho"

Thanks to my buddy the late great "Robin Harris" & the rest of the original crew/alumni at the ( Comedy act Theater.) i've got story's.

To all US. Carriers like "DELTA" when I buy a ticket for a vacation, try not to sell it #2 more times after I've payed for it. You - DICK$

Mayans fucked me up again... End of the world bullshit, now I've got to pay my bills. dp...

@cmankey Great talking to a friend from Hawaii last night. It's always nice to hear that her farther still loves me. ; ) dp...

A pleasure talking to carrie "Caroline Mankey" while lurcking outside Costco in a dark trench coat & black surf shorts. dp...

I commend our troops & our " "Commander and Cheif" Presedent Barac Obama. For stepping up and take care of the victims of hurricane sandy.

This one for my buddy- Dave "Double D" Duncan. back from Fortaleza Brazil. He's still rippin it up, He's gnarly! dp... youtube.com/watch?v=HHSAMs…

American airlines frequent flyer program.

YES. Go NAVY. I support all US. Troops. I'd join them in a heart beat, if the US military would let me wear shorts. & tell who you want gone

Didn't we just have a war with those guys? Toledo... RELAX, I Kidding. dp...

Here Julie. ; ) I'll find bigger#1.ive got to learn to spell better "That one year of high school ain't paying off" dp youtube.com/watch?v=x-IYiv…

I watched a "informercial" on yoga last night then fell asleep, ( that ambient a-"motherfucker" woke with hair in my mouth. FUCK ! dp...

@ArmedForcesEnt Everyone ! Keep your eyes on people like this guy, acting like he is in our US Military.