Dwayne L. Rhinestone @drhinestone

Dorothy Hamill is on TV dancing like a dream to Elton John. Wonder whose variety show this is?

Just dropped Pegine at the airport. She has a suitcase just for bows. Look out Walt Disney World.

Someone used the last of the Sanka and the machine is out of Dad's Root Beer. This is going to be a long day.

Stopped by Von's for a box of Baron Von Redberry and was called a 'hipster' when I asked where to find them. Even the kids know I'm the man.

Everyone is excited for the Superbowl. I hear its going to be a real physical game. Especially of Olivia newton John sings at halftime!

Picked up this new toy at RadioShack. ABBA never sounded so good.

Turned on the Dataport 2000 for some testing today and the thread count on the server peaked. Hope nobody noticed. Ooops.

Greg and I are headed to grab some Old Styles and some wings before watching our local roller derby gals, the Covina Toxic Cherries.

Just met my new upstairs neighbor. Said her name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. She's a real doll.

Food truck rally, got myself the Luther burger. Two Krispy Kreme donuts with a cheeseburger and bacon.

Time for a little football action at the pub. I'm rooting for Clemson.

Greg showed me a pretty sweet pencil trick tonight that makes it look like its rubber. Practice will make perfect!

Just got a great new cordless phone at an after Christmas sale. What will they think of next?!

A 6-pack of Hanes white pocket tees, new socket wrench set for the car, and a tv with a remote control- Made out like a bandit!

Trying to finish up on some last minute Christmas shopping at Younkers.

Feeling very festive after that slice of fruitcake. Very *hic* very festive.

Walked out if the house to find a tin containing a fruitcake on the porch with a big red bow on it. @Stoutheels @HometownJody your doing?

@HometownJody @stoutheels oh my, sounds like Thelma and Louise were at it again. Greg and I just sat down to get our malts,feel free to join

Ducking out early to grab last minute stocking stuffers and maybe a chocolate malt at The Sugar Bowl.

Heard rumor of a Christmas bonus. Time to upgrade to that TV with a remote!